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Contest Announcements / Finalists Announced for LPIN 2017 Awards
« Last post by firefighter on April 01, 2018, 08:06:08 AM »Congratulations LPIN Awards Courtesan, Brothel & Rural Brothel of the Year 2017 Finalists
Courtesan of the Year 2017 Finalists - Courtesan's Brothel
Lexie James - Love Ranch North
Roxy - Dovetail Ranch
Roxy Gold - Sagebrush Ranch
Vanity Affair - Desert Club
Victoria - Mustang Ranch
Brothel of the Year 2017 Finalists - Location
Chicken Ranch - Pahrump
Love Ranch - Mound House
Mustang Ranch - Reno (Exit 28)
Sagebrush Ranch - Mound House
Sheri's Ranch - Pahrump
Rural Brothel of the Year 2017 Finalists - Location
Desert Club - Battle Mountain
Dovetail Ranch - Carlin
Inez's D&D - Elko
Love Ranch South - Crystal
Mona's Ranch - Elko
The FINAL Voting Round for all awards begins April 4, 2018 and ends midnight April 30, 2018 PDT.
Winners will be announced at LPIN Awards Banquet 2018 Hosted by Mikey on Friday July 20, 2018.
2017 Awards Finalists who were subsequent Winners designated in blue.
LPIN Awards FINALISTS by Year
LPIN Awards Committee
firefighter, FumbleNutts, highdrive, Little Richard, Mikey & MrTShirt
Courtesan of the Year 2017 Finalists - Courtesan's Brothel
Lexie James - Love Ranch North
Roxy - Dovetail Ranch
Roxy Gold - Sagebrush Ranch
Vanity Affair - Desert Club
Victoria - Mustang Ranch
Brothel of the Year 2017 Finalists - Location
Chicken Ranch - Pahrump
Love Ranch - Mound House
Mustang Ranch - Reno (Exit 28)
Sagebrush Ranch - Mound House
Sheri's Ranch - Pahrump
Rural Brothel of the Year 2017 Finalists - Location
Desert Club - Battle Mountain
Dovetail Ranch - Carlin
Inez's D&D - Elko
Love Ranch South - Crystal
Mona's Ranch - Elko
The FINAL Voting Round for all awards begins April 4, 2018 and ends midnight April 30, 2018 PDT.
Winners will be announced at LPIN Awards Banquet 2018 Hosted by Mikey on Friday July 20, 2018.
2017 Awards Finalists who were subsequent Winners designated in blue.
LPIN Awards FINALISTS by Year
LPIN Awards Committee
firefighter, FumbleNutts, highdrive, Little Richard, Mikey & MrTShirt
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History of the LPIN Awards / Interested bystander's "A Short History of the Awards"
« Last post by admin on February 12, 2018, 08:31:51 AM »Interested bystander's "A Short History of the Awards"
The CWMC Awards started during the preparation for CWMC2 in July 1998. Georgia Powers, webmaster of the now defunct GPPAYS.COM website, wanted to give out a few awards to highlight deserving brothel, providers, and others. He put up a voting page on his Georgia Powers' Bordello Connection and asked posters on his message board to vote for their favorites in two categories, Brothel of the Year and Courtesan of the year for the year 1997. GP also gave out another award called the GP's Choice award with the winner to be chosen by GP. The results of the first year of voting resulted in Katherine Leigh of the Sagebrush Ranch 1 being chosen as Courtesan of the Year and the Sagebrush Ranch 1 winning Brothel of the Year. Bashful, the publisher of a brothel FAQ on his old Bashful@paranoia.com website which was the seminal document that engendered the online LPIN community, won the GP's Choice award. After the voting was completed GP called Interested bystander, who was organizing a dinner during CWMC2, and asked if he could present the awards during the dinner. Katherine Leigh attended the dinner and accepted her award in person and also accepted the BOY award on behalf of the Sagebrush Ranch. Bashful was on hand to accept his award also.
After CWMC2, GP was unsure whether he wanted to present awards again or not. This ambivalence opened the door for another group to present awards. At that time ICQ instant messaging was very new and all the rage among the online LPIN community. During a chat one night that included Curious, Interested bystander, Klatch, Arcticbear, and other message board posters from the time it was decided that an awards committee would be formed to conduct voting and present two awards, Courtesan of the Year and Brothel of the Year. The committee consisted of the people present in the chat and Bashful who was named chairman in absentia since he refused to use ICQ on his computer at that time. Voting rules were worked out and a voting webpage was put on the net. The Courtesan of the Year winner was Cindy Spice of the Sagebrush Ranch 1 while the Sagebrush Ranch 1 garnered their second straight Brothel of the Year award. The awards were once again presented at the CWMC3 dinner. Also at that dinner a group of posters presented an award to Tessa who was a prolific poster at that time and who had also worked at Kitty's Cathouse and the original Mustang Ranch.
The third year for the CWMC Awards was the year 2000 and CWMC4. GP once again wanted to present awards as did Arcticbear. They each held separate voting, GP on his website which had been renamed to GP's Bordello Connection and AB on his CWMC.ORG website. For the purpose of this history and this website the GP's awards are recognized as the CWMC Awards and consist of a Courtesan of the Year award, Brothel of the Year award, and a John of the Year award all determined by public vote. The Courtesan of the Year winner was Nikita of Kitty's Cathouse and Brothel of the Year was Kitty's Cathouse. The John of the Year award was presented to Flyfisher. The awards were to be presented at the CWMC4 dinner but were lost by the shipper so certificates were presented to the winners instead. Flyfisher and Nikita were present to receive their awards while Dusty Rose accepted the BOY award on behalf of Kitty's Cathouse.
The fourth year for awards was 2001 and CWMC5. This marked the last year that GP sponsored awards and also was the final year of GP's Bordello Connection as GP moved on to other interests and sold his GPPAYS.COM domain to a porn website redirector. Again, a public vote was held through GP's website ending in a three-way tie for Courtesan of the Year between Shannon of the Sagebrush Ranch 2, Nikita of Kitty's Cathouse, and Adele who worked at both Kitty's and the Sagebrush Ranch 1. The Sagebrush Ranch 1 also won its third Brothel of the Year award. GP also once again presented a GP's choice award to Alexa Albert, a researcher who had actually lived for a short time at the original Mustang Ranch and published the book "Brothel: Mustang Ranch and it's Women" in 2001 and included a section on the internet community in the book. Alexa had interviewed a few GPPAYS posters at one of the CWMC picnics. Due to the expense of replacing the lost awards from the previous year and purchasing three COY awards GP asked Arcticbear to help pay for the awards and in return Arcticbear was the presenter of the awards at the CWMC5 dinner. Nikita and Shannon were both on hand to accept their awards while Shannon accepted for the Sagebrush Ranch. Alexa Albert was unable to attend but did send a recorded acceptance speech which was not played due to technical difficulties.
The fifth year for awards was 2002 and CWMC6. With GP out of the picture Arcticbear sponsored the awards for CWMC6 and called them the CWC awards. A public vote was held by AB for four awards, Courtesan of the Year, Brothel of the Year, and Small Brothel of the Year, and Most Improved Brothel of the Year. Summer of the Chicken Ranch was selected as Courtesan of the Year while the Chicken Ranch won its first Brothel of the Year award. The Shady Lady Ranch was chosen as the Small Brothel of the Year. Sheri's Ranch was the Most Improved Brothel of the Year. Two members of management from the Chicken Ranch were on hand to accept the BOY award and Bobbi, owner of the Shady Lady Ranch, was on hand to accept her award.
The sixth year for awards was 2003 and CWMC7. This year there was no public voting. Curious selected his own Courtesan of the Year, Chay of the Shady Lady Ranch, and also presented a couple of other people with awards. The COY and other awards were presented at the CWM7 dinner.
After the lack of a public vote for CWMC7 there was a minor outcry for public awards which by this time had become an expected part of the CWMC festivities by not only the posters but the ladies and brothels as well. FredT, a regular poster on both the Sex in Nevada and Nevada Brothels message boards, stepped up to sponsor awards and hold public voting for awards covering the year 2003 to be presented at CWMC8 in July 2004. In his first year presenting awards FredT ended up with a tie vote. The winners of the Courtesan of the Year award were Shanice of the Wild Horse Canyon Resort and Chay of the Shady Lady Ranch. The Wild Horse Canyon Resort won the Brothel of the Year award while the Shady Lady won its second Small Brothel of the Year award. Shanice and Chay were on hand to accept their awards while Shanice accepted for the Wild Horse. Bobbi was presented with her award later as the dinner organizers did not want brothel management to attend for a number of reasons.
FredT sponsored awards once again in 2005 for CWMC9. A website was put up and a public vote was held for the same three awards that were presented the previous year. The winner of the Courtesan of the Year was Tabitha of Lance's World Famous Brothel (now The World Famous Mustang Ranch) who had also worked at the Old Bridge Ranch during the year. Brothel of the Year was once again the Wild Horse Canyon Resort with the Shady Lady Ranch winning a third Small Brothel of the Year award. Bobbi, owner of the Shady Lady Ranch, had earlier protested the banning of owners and managers from the CWMC dinner and, during the voting process, had asked that her brothel be removed from the voting. FredT decided it would be too difficult to redo the voting at that point and so, as a joke, most of the Shady Lady votes actually came in as "the Shady Lady just to piss Bobbi off". Hopefully she received the results with the kidding humor that was intended. Tabitha was unable to attend but there were ladies at the dinner from the Wild Horse to accept on their behalf. Tabitha was presented with her award later at the brothel. Also this year the now defunct Nevada Brothel Girl's website, which had been included for qualifying voters for two years, held their own Courtesan of the Year contest and they also voted Tabitha as their COY. Fastweb announced the winner and displayed the award at the CWMC9 dinner and later presented the award to Tabitha at the brothel.
This brings us to 2006 and CWMC10. FredT once again sponsored awards and put up a website for public voting. The Courtesan of the Year winner was Carolina of the Wild Horse Canyon Resort. Brothel of the Year once again went to the Wild Horse while the Shady Lady garnered its fourth Small Brothel of the Year award. Carolina had planned to attend the dinner and was actually on her way when a regular customer showed up at the brothel and she had to return. Several ladies from the Wild Horse were in attendance however and they accepted the BOY award for the Wild Horse. Carolina was presented with her award later the same night at the brothel. This year management was allowed at the dinner but none attended. Bobbi had dropped her protest but was unable to attend the dinner and was presented with her award later.
In 2007 FredT was unable to attend CWMC 11 due to family commitments, therefore he was not going to finance awards or conduct voting. Since the annual awards have become an expected part of the event a few members of the group got together and offered to help Fred with both the financing and voting. The group consisted of FredT, ex-okie, Bashful, Interested bystander, and one other member of the group who for personal reasons would prefer to remain anonymous. Despite insinuations to the contrary, no brothels, staff, or paid agents were involved in the award process. The winner of the Courtesan of the Year award was Jenny Lane of the Moonlite Bunnyranch. The Brothel of the Year winner was once again the Wild Horse Adult Resort. Bobbi of the Shady Lady Ranch garnered her fifth Small Brothel of the Year award. There was a first this year in that it was the first time the Courtesan of the year did not work at the Brothel of the year with many voters splitting their ballots.
In 2008, CWMC 12, the Awards Committee continued to conduct voting and select awards for Courtesan of the Year, Brothel of the Year, and Small Brothel of the Year. The committee consisted of FredT, Bashful, Interested bystander, Little Richard, Hiking Guy, gimpyandlimpy, and one other member of the group who for personal reasons would prefer to remain anonymous. The winner of the Courtesan of the Year award was Anna Suvari of the Moonlite Bunnyranch. The brothel of the Year winner was once again the Wild Horse Adult Resort and Spa. Bobbi of the Shady Lady Ranch garnered her sixth Small Brothel of the Year award.
In 2009, CWMC 13, the Awards Committee continued to conduct voting and select awards for Courtesan of the Year, Brothel of the Year, and Small Brothel of the Year. The committee consisted of FredT, Bashful, Interested bystander, Little Richard, Hiking Guy, gimpyandlimpy, East Coast Guy. The winner of the Courtesan of the Year award was Anna Suvari of the Moonlite Bunnyranch. The brothel of the Year winner was the Moonlite Bunnyranch. Bobbi of the Shady Lady Ranch garnered her seventh Small Brothel of the Year award.
In 2010, CWMC 14, the Awards Committee continued to conduct voting and select awards for Courtesan of the Year, Brothel of the Year, and Small Brothel of the Year. The committee consisted of FredT, Bashful, Interested bystander, Little Richard, Hiking Guy, gimpyandlimpy, East Coast Guy. The winner of the Courtesan of the Year award was Anna Suvari of the Moonlite Bunnyranch. The brothel of the Year winner was the Moonlite Bunnyranch. Bobbi of the Shady Lady Ranch garnered her eighth Small Brothel of the Year award. At the committee meeting held at the CWMC 14 picnic it was decided that in future contests previous Courtesan of the Year winners would be ineligible. The thought was that this would allow other deserving ladies to be recognized. BOY and SBOY winners were still eligible for future contests.
In 2011, CWMC 15, the Awards Committee continued to conduct voting and select awards for Courtesan of the Year, Brothel of the Year, and Small Brothel of the Year. The committee consisted of Interested bystander, Little Richard, Hiking Guy, gimpyandlimpy, ex-okie, Logcabin, afriend, sunseeker, and OldFatMan. The winner of the Courtesan of the Year award was Lexy of the Chicken Ranch. The Brothel of the Year award was presented to the Love Ranch (formerly Madame Kitty's Fantasy Ranch, Kitty's Cathouse, Miss Kitty's Pussycat Lounge, and Bunnyranch 2). The Small Brothel of the Year award was won by Inez's D&D in Elko. Only Inez's was not in attendance so their award was later presented at the brothel.
In 2012, CWMC 16, the Awards Committee continued to conduct voting and select awards for the Courtesan of the Year, Brothel of the Year, and Small Brothel of the Year. The committee consisted of afriend, ex-okie, gimpyandlimpy, Hiking Guy, Interested bystander, Little Richard, Logcabin, OldFatMan, and sunseeker. The winner of the Courtesan of the Year award was Envy of Sheri's Ranch. The Brothel of the Year award went to Sheri's Ranch. The Small Brothel of the Year award was won by the Dovetail in Carlin. All winners had a representative on hand to accept the awards.
Award Winners by Year - Internet Archive
A Short History of the Awards - Internet Archive
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Contest Announcements / History of the LPIN Awards
« Last post by admin on February 10, 2018, 08:00:25 AM »History of the CWMC Awards
In 1997, Bashful, publisher of a brothel FAQ on the now extinct Bashfulparanoia.com website which was the seminal document that engendered the online LPIN community, posted on Georgia Powers' board that he would be in northern Nevada the third week of July 1997 and anyone who wanted to meet him was welcome to show up. He posted what times he would be at each brothel on each day and that folks could recognize him because he would be wearing red suspenders. About 20 people showed up but no more than 12 were together at any one time. This was the birth of CWMC 1 in July 1997. The banquet happened when an original poster called Doc suggested they have dinner at Rapscallions, a local Reno seafood restaurant. However, awards were not presented, because CWMC Awards had not yet been organized.
In 1998, CWMC Awards started during the preparation for CWMC 2 in July 1998. Georgia Powers, webmaster of the now defunct GPPAYS.com website, wanted to give out a few awards to honor deserving brothels, providers, and others. GP put up a voting page on his GP's Bordello Connection and asked posters on his message board to vote for their favorites in two CWMC 1997 Awards categories which were Brothel of the Year and Courtesan of the Year. Also, Georgia Powers gave out another award named GP's Choice award with the winner to be chosen by GP. The first year of voting resulted in Katherine Leigh of Sagebrush Ranch 1 being chosen as Courtesan of the Year and Sagebrush Ranch 1 winning Brothel of the Year. Bashful was chosen for GP's Choice award. After the voting was completed Georgia Powers contacted Interested bystander who was organizing a dinner during the Annual Reno Meeting, and asked if he could present the awards during the banquet. Katherine Leigh attended the banquet accepting her award, and accepted the BOY award on behalf of Sagebrush Ranch. Bashful was on hand to accept his award too.
In 1999, Georgia Powers was unsure whether he wanted to present awards again or not. This ambivalence opened the door for another group to present awards. At that time ICQ instant messaging was very new and all the rage among the online LPIN community. During a chat one night that included Interested bystander, Arcticbear, Curious, Klatch, and other message board posters from the time, it was decided that an awards committee would be formed to conduct voting and present CWMC 1998 Awards for Courtesan of the Year and Brothel of the Year. The committee consisted of the people present in the chat and Bashful was named chairman in absentia since he refused to use ICQ on his computer at that time. Voting rules were worked out and a voting webpage was put on the Internet. The Courtesan of the Year winner was Cindy Spice of Sagebrush Ranch 1 while Sagebrush Ranch 1 captured their second straight Brothel of the Year award. The awards were presented at the Awards Banquet hosted by Flyfisher and Curious in July 1999. Also at that dinner a group of posters presented an award to Tessa who was a prolific poster at that time and had worked at Kitty's Cathouse and the original Mustang Ranch.
In 2000, it was the third year for the awards. Georgia Powers wanted to present awards as did Arcticbear. They each held separate voting, Georgia Powers on his website which had been renamed GP's Bordello Connection and Arcticbear on his CWMC.org website. For the purpose of this history, the GP's awards are recognized as the CWMC Awards. The CWMC 1999 Awards consisted of Courtesan of the Year, Brothel of the Year, and John of the Year all of which were determined by public vote. The Courtesan of the Year winner was Nikita of Kitty's Cathouse and Brothel of the Year was Kitty's Cathouse. The John of the Year award was presented to Flyfisher. The awards were to be presented at the Awards Banquet, but were lost by the shipper so certificates were presented to the winners instead. Interested bystander and Sheri hosted their second Annual Banquet. Flyfisher and Nikita were present to receive their awards while Dusty Rose accepted the BOY award on behalf of Kitty's Cathouse.
In 2001, the fourth year for presentations was CWMC 2000 Awards. This marked the last year that Georgia Powers sponsored awards. Also, it was the final year of GP's Bordello Connection as GP moved on to other interests and sold his GPPAYS.com domain to a porn website redirector. A public vote was held for awards through GP's website ending in a three-way tie for Courtesan of the Year between Shannon of Sagebrush Ranch 2, Nikita of Kitty's Cathouse who had won in 1999, and Adele who worked at both Kitty's and Sagebrush Ranch 1. Sagebrush Ranch 1 won their third Brothel of the Year award. Also, Georgia Powers presented a GP's choice award to Alexa Albert, a researcher who had actually lived for a short time at the original Mustang Ranch and published the book "Brothel: Mustang Ranch and its Women" in 2001 and included a section on the Internet community in the book. Alexa had interviewed a few GPPAYS posters at one of the Annual Picnics. Due to the expense of replacing the lost awards from the previous year and purchasing three COY awards GP asked Arcticbear to help pay for the awards and in return Arcticbear was the presenter of the awards at the July 2001 Awards Banquet. Interested bystander and Sheri hosted their third Annual Banquet. Nikita and Shannon were both on hand to accept their awards while Shannon accepted for Sagebrush Ranch. Alexa Albert was unable to attend but did send a recorded acceptance speech which was not played due to technical difficulties.
In 2002, the fifth year for presentations was CWMC 2001 Awards. With Georgia Powers out of the picture Arcticbear sponsored the awards and called them the CWC awards. A public vote was held by Arcticbear for four awards, Courtesan of the Year, Brothel of the Year, Small Brothel of the Year, and Most Improved Brothel of the Year. Arcticbear hosted the Annual Awards Banquet. Summer of the Chicken Ranch was selected as CWMC 2001 Awards Courtesan of the Year while the Chicken Ranch won the Brothel of the Year award. The Shady Lady Ranch in Beatty was chosen as the Small Brothel of the Year. Sheri's Ranch was named the Most Improved Brothel of the Year. Two members of management from the Chicken Ranch were on hand to accept the BOY award, and Bobbi, owner of the Shady Lady Ranch, was on hand to accept her SBOY award.
In 2003, the sixth year for presentations was CWMC 2002 Awards. This year there was no public voting. Curious selected his own Courtesan of the Year, Chay of the Shady Lady Ranch, and presented a couple of other people with awards. The COY and other awards were presented at the July 2003 dinner. Bree hosted the Annual Banquet.
In 2004, after the lack of a public vote the previous year there was a minor outcry for public awards which by this time had become an expected part of the festivities by not only the posters but the Courtesans and brothels as well. FredT, a regular poster on both the Sex in Nevada and Nevada Brothels message boards, stepped up to sponsor awards and hold a contest for CWMC 2003 Awards to be presented in July 2004. In his first year presenting awards FredT ended up with a tie vote. The Courtesan of the Year winners were Shanice of the Wild Horse Canyon Resort and Chay of the Shady Lady Ranch. The Wild Horse Canyon Resort won the Brothel of the Year award while the Shady Lady won their second Small Brothel of the Year award. Bree hosted the Annual Banquet for the second time. Shanice and Chay were on hand to accept their awards while Shanice accepted for the Wild Horse Canyon Resort. Bobbi was presented with her Shady Lady Ranch SBOY award later since the dinner organizers did not want brothel management to attend for a number of reasons.
In 2005, FredT sponsored the awards for the second consecutive year. A website was put up and a public vote was held for the same three awards that were presented the previous year, Courtesan of the Year, Brothel of the Year & Small Brothel of the Year. The CWMC 2004 Awards Courtesan of the Year winner was Tabitha of Lance Gilman's World Famous Brothel (now The World Famous Mustang Ranch) who had also worked at the Old Bridge Ranch during the year. The Brothel of the Year was the Wild Horse Canyon Resort for the second consecutive year. The Shady Lady Ranch captured a third Small Brothel of the Year. Bobbi, owner of the Shady Lady Ranch had earlier protested the prohibition of owners and managers from the Awards Banquet, and during the voting process had asked that her brothel be removed from the voting. FredT decided it would be too difficult to redo the voting at that point so, as a joke, most of the Shady Lady votes actually came in as "the Shady Lady just to piss Bobbi off." Hopefully she received the results with the kidding humor that was intended. Tabitha was unable to attend but there were Courtesans at the dinner from the Wild Horse to accept on her behalf. Tabitha was presented with her award later at the brothel. Also this year the now defunct Nevada Brothel Girl's website, which had been included for qualifying voters for two years, held their own Courtesan of the Year contest and they also voted Tabitha as their COY. Fastweb announced the winner and displayed the award at the July 2005 dinner and later presented the award to Tabitha at the brothel.
In 2006, FredT sponsored the awards for the third straight year in July 2006, and set up a website for public voting. The CWMC 2005 Awards Courtesan of the Year winner was Carolina of the Wild Horse Canyon Resort, Brothel of the Year for the third straight year went to the Wild Horse, while the Shady Lady garnered their fourth Small Brothel of the Year. Carolina had planned to attend the dinner and was actually on her way when a regular customer showed up at the brothel and she had to return. Several Ladies from the Wild Horse were in attendance, however, and they accepted the BOY award for the Wild Horse. Carolina was presented with her award later the same night at the brothel. This year management was allowed at the dinner but none attended. Interested bystander and Sheri hosted their fourth Annual Banquet. Bobbi had dropped her protest but was unable to attend the dinner and was presented with her award later.
In 2007, FredT was unable to attend due to family commitments; therefore, he wasn't going to finance awards or conduct voting. Since the annual awards had become an expected part of the event a few members of the group got together and offered to help Fred with both financing and voting. The group consisted of FredT, Bashful, ex_okie, Interested bystander, and one other member of the group who for personal reasons preferred to remain anonymous. Gimpyandlimpy hosted the Annual Banquet. Despite insinuations to the contrary, no brothels, staff, or paid agents were involved in the awards process. The winner of the CWMC 2006 Awards Courtesan of the Year was Jenny Lane of Moonlite Bunny Ranch. The Brothel of the Year winner was the Wild Horse Adult Resort for the fourth year in a row. Bobbi of the Shady Lady Ranch garnered her fifth Small Brothel of the Year award. There was a first this year in that it was the first time the Courtesan of the Year did not work at the Brothel of the Year with many voters splitting their ballots.
In 2008, the Awards Committee continued to conduct voting and select awards for Courtesan of the Year, Brothel of the Year, and Small Brothel of the Year. The committee consisted of FredT, Bashful, gimpyandlimpy, Hiking Guy, Interested bystander, Little Richard, and one other member of the group who for personal reasons preferred to remain anonymous. Jagged hosted the Annual Banquet. The winner of the CWMC 2007 Awards Courtesan of the Year award was Anna Suvari of Moonlite Bunny Ranch. The Brothel of the Year winner was the Wild Horse Adult Resort and Spa for a record fifth straight year. Bobbi of the Shady Lady Ranch garnered her sixth Small Brothel of the Year award.
In 2009, the Awards Committee conducted voting and selected awards for Courtesan of the Year, Brothel of the Year, and Small Brothel of the Year winners. The CWMC 2008 Awards Committee consisted of FredT, Bashful, East Coast Guy, gimpyandlimpy, Hiking Guy, Interested bystander, and Little Richard. Flyfisher hosted the Annual Banquet. The winner of the Courtesan of the Year award was Anna Suvari of Moonlite Bunny Ranch for the second time. The Brothel of the Year winner was Moonlite Bunny Ranch. Bobbi of the Shady Lady Ranch garnered her seventh Small Brothel of the Year award.
In 2010, the Awards Committee conducted voting and selected awards for Courtesan of the Year, Brothel of the Year, and Small Brothel of the Year. The committee consisted of FredT, Bashful, East Coast Guy, gimpyandlimpy, Hiking Guy, Interested bystander, and Little Richard. Shooter hosted the Annual Banquet. The CWMC 2009 Awards Courtesan of the Year Winner was Anna Suvari of Moonlite Bunny Ranch for the third straight year. The Brothel of the Year winner was Moonlite Bunny Ranch for the second straight year. Bobbi of the Shady Lady Ranch garnered a record eighth Small Brothel of the Year. At the committee meeting held at the Annual Picnic it was decided that in future contests previous Courtesan of the Year winners would be ineligible. The thought was that this would allow other deserving Courtesans to be recognized. BOY and SBOY winners were still eligible for future contests.
In 2011, the Awards Committee conducted voting and selected awards for Courtesan of the Year, Brothel of the Year, and Small Brothel of the Year. The committee consisted of Interested bystander, afriend, ex_okie, gimpyandlimpy, Hiking Guy, Little Richard, Logcabin, OldFatMan and sunseeker. Sportsman hosted the Annual Banquet. The CWMC 2010 Awards Courtesan of the Year winner was Lexy of the Chicken Ranch. The Brothel of the Year award was presented to the Love Ranch (formerly Madame Kitty's Fantasy Ranch, Kitty's Cathouse, Miss Kitty's Pussycat Lounge, and Bunny Ranch 2). The Small Brothel of the Year award was won by Inez's D&D in Elko. Only Inez's was not in attendance so their SBOY Award was later presented at the brothel.
In 2012, the Awards Committee conducted voting and selected awards for CWMC 2011 Awards Courtesan of the Year, Brothel of the Year, and Small Brothel of the Year. The committee consisted of Interested bystander, afriend, ex_okie, gimpyandlimpy, Hiking Guy, Little Richard, Logcabin, OldFatMan, and sunseeker. Little Richard hosted the Annual Awards Banquet. The Courtesan of the Year winner was Envy of Sheri's Ranch. The Brothel of the Year went to Sheri's Ranch. The Small Brothel of the Year was won by the Dovetail Ranch in Carlin. All winners had a representative on hand to accept the awards.
In 2013, the Awards Committee conducted voting and selected awards for CWMC 2012 Awards Courtesan of the Year, Brothel of the Year, and Small Brothel of the Year. The committee consisted of Interested bystander, afriend, gimpyandlimpy, Hiking Guy, and Little Richard. Little Richard hosted his second Annual Awards Banquet. Destini of Sheris Ranch won Courtesan of the Year, Sheris Ranch won their second straight Brothel of the Year, and Alien Cathouse in Amargosa won Small Brothel of the Year.
In 2014, the Awards Committee conducted voting and selected awards for CWMC 2013 Awards Courtesan of the Year, Brothel of the Year, and Rural Brothel of the Year. Small Brothel of the Year was changed to Rural Brothel of the Year for CWMC 2013 Awards. The committee consisted of Interested bystander, ex_okie, gimpyandlimpy, Goldie, Hiking Guy, Little Richard, and Oddball. Goldie hosted the Annual Awards Banquet. Carrera of Mustang Ranch won Courtesan of the Year, Mustang Ranch won Brothel of the Year, and the Dovetail Ranch won their second Rural Brothel of the Year.
In 2015, the Awards Committee conducted voting and selected awards for CWMC 2014 Awards Courtesan of the Year, Brothel of the Year, and Rural Brothel of the Year. The committee consisted of firefighter, gimpyandlimpy, Goldie, Little Richard, and Oddball. Goldie hosted her second Annual Awards Banquet. Belle of Dovetail Ranch & Mustang Ranch won Courtesan of the Year, Mustang Ranch won their second consecutive Brothel of the Year, and the Dovetail Ranch won their third Rural Brothel of the Year. All finalists were presented framed certificates, and the winners were presented framed certificates plus Crystal Art Duet Flame Awards. Belle, Madam Jennifer and Madam Monica attended and accepted the COY, BOY and RBOY awards respectively.
Interested bystander became involved in CWMC Awards during 1998, and was the cwmcawards.com owner, administrator, webmaster, awards team advisor, and awards committee member for thirteen years before relinquishing the board in September 2015 due to health issues. Interested bystander composed "A Short History of the CWMC Awards" for remembrance so the history would be preserved. These Courtesans, Brothels and special recipients are the 1998 through 2014 "CWMC Award Winners by Year" who were honored and presented awards at the Annual Awards Banquets that IB recorded in chronological order for eternal praise and recognition. IB and Sheri have continued to host the traditional Annual Picnic too.
In 2016, the Awards Committee conducted voting in February through April 2016 and selected awards for Courtesan of the Year, Brothel of the Year, and Rural Brothel of the Year. The committee consisted of firefighter, Lecher, Little Richard, Mikey, and Oddball. Mikey hosted the Annual Awards Banquet. The awards committee would like to thank Madam Jennifer and Madam Tara for their generous banquet donations. Jade Capri of Love Ranch North won CWMC 2015 Awards Courtesan of the Year, Mustang Ranch won their third straight Brothel of the Year, and the Dovetail Ranch won their fourth Rural Brothel of the Year award. All fifteen finalists were presented framed certificates, and the three winners were presented framed certificates plus Crystal Art Triad Flame Awards. Jade Capri, Madam Jennifer and Jaylynn attended and accepted the COY, BOY and RBOY awards respectively.
A Short History of the CWMC Awards - Internet Archive
CWMC Award Winners by Year - Internet Archive
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Contest Announcements / List of Registered Voters that participated in LPIN 2017 Awards
« Last post by firefighter on January 31, 2018, 08:42:17 PM »List of Registered Voters that participated in LPIN 2017 Awards
These Registered Voters participated in the LPIN 2017 Awards FINAL Voting Round.
The LPIN Awards FINAL Voting Round begins April 4, 2018 and ends midnight April 30, 2018 PDT.
71 valid Final Round ballots were cast which is 64% voter participation.
Registered Voter - Reason if FINAL Voting Round Ballot is rejected
1Bytetoomany
adrianfromfl
Adventure Guy
Aubrey Huff
auron79
canuck19
ChicagoBob
Chuckar Chaser
Cobia
COH
cronuswalker
cunnilingus
desperado
Dirk Diggler
DJ Jorge
Dr. Who
dreamscometrue
dtech
Duck11
easy
firefighter
FredT
FumbleNutts
Funmonger
george7189
Ghost13
Glennster
Goldie
Gray Hound
Grizzly
gstringlover
Gus
Hardwired
Highdrive
Highlander
Hiking Guy
hikinguy2013
Interested bystander
isurfer
Jagged
Joe Carbols
johann
John N Ga
Just Another Guy
Kevinz0071
Lecher
Lee
Little Richard
Lomez
MidWestCouple
Mikey
mlbguy
MrTShirt
niceguy eddie
Norcal
NotAnOldGeezer
OldFatMan
orgasm
Origlegman
OT
Over-da-hill
Prospector Bob
raving loon
Redwood
Renegade
Shooter
SixT9er
smoothpate
Sonja
sunseeker
wayne208
Final Voting Round Winners will be announced at LPIN Awards Banquet MMXVIII hosted by Mikey on Friday July 20, 2018.
Official LPIN Awards Rules for Award Year 2017
Finalists Announced for LPIN 2017 Awards
These Registered Voters participated in the LPIN 2017 Awards Preliminary Voting Round.
The LPIN Awards Preliminary Voting Round begins March 4, 2018 and ends midnight March 31, 2018 PDT.
70 valid Preliminary Round ballots were cast which is 63% voter participation.
Registered Voter - Reason if Preliminary Voting Round Ballot is rejected
1Bytetoomany
adrianfromfl
Adventure Guy
Armond
Aubrey Huff
auron79
canuck19
ChicagoBob
Chuckar chaser
Cobia
cronuswalker
cunnilingus
desperado
Dirk Diggler
DJ Jorge
Dr. Who
dreamscometrue
dtech
Duck11
easy
firefighter
FredT
FumbleNutts
george7189
Ghost13
Glennster
Gray Hound
Grizzly
gstringlover
Gus
Hardwired
Highlander
hikingguy2013
Interested bystander
Ironman
isurfer
Jagged
Joe Carbols
John N Ga
Just Another Guy
Kevinz0071
Lecher
Lee
Little Richard
Logcabin
Lomez
MidWestCouple
Mikey
mlbguy
MrTShirt
nap3283
niceguy eddie
Norcal
NotAnOldGeezer
O. Jones
OldFatMan
orgasm
Origlegman
OT
Prospector Bob
raving loon
Redwood
Renegade
rlgtict
Shooter
SixT9er
smoothpate
sunseeker
time_twist
wayne208
Nominees for 2017 Courtesan, Brothel & Rural Brothel of the Year Awards
These Registered Voters participated in the LPIN 2017 Awards Nominating Round.
The LPIN Awards Nominating Round begins February 1 and ends midnight February 28, 2018 PST.
44 valid Nomination Round ballots were cast which is 40% voter participation.
Registered Voter - Reason if Nominating Ballot is rejected
1Bytetoomany
Adventure Guy
auron79
ChicagoBob
Chuckar chaser
Cobia
ColtsFan
cunnilingus
desperado
Dirk Diggler
DJ Jorge
Dr. Who
easy
firefighter
FumbleNutts
Funmonger
george7189
Ghost13
Grizzly
Gus
Hardwired
Highlander
hikingguy2013
isurfer
Jagged
Joe Carbols
John N GA
Just Another Guy
Lecher
Lee
Lomez
MidWestCouple
Mikey
MrTShirt
niceguy eddie
Norcal
NotAnOldGeezer
orgasm
Origlegman
OT
Prospector Bob
raving loon
SixT9er
wayne208
These Registered Voters participated in the LPIN 2017 Awards FINAL Voting Round.
The LPIN Awards FINAL Voting Round begins April 4, 2018 and ends midnight April 30, 2018 PDT.
71 valid Final Round ballots were cast which is 64% voter participation.
Registered Voter - Reason if FINAL Voting Round Ballot is rejected
1Bytetoomany
adrianfromfl
Adventure Guy
Aubrey Huff
auron79
canuck19
ChicagoBob
Chuckar Chaser
Cobia
COH
cronuswalker
cunnilingus
desperado
Dirk Diggler
DJ Jorge
Dr. Who
dreamscometrue
dtech
Duck11
easy
firefighter
FredT
FumbleNutts
Funmonger
george7189
Ghost13
Glennster
Goldie
Gray Hound
Grizzly
gstringlover
Gus
Hardwired
Highdrive
Highlander
Hiking Guy
hikinguy2013
Interested bystander
isurfer
Jagged
Joe Carbols
johann
John N Ga
Just Another Guy
Kevinz0071
Lecher
Lee
Little Richard
Lomez
MidWestCouple
Mikey
mlbguy
MrTShirt
niceguy eddie
Norcal
NotAnOldGeezer
OldFatMan
orgasm
Origlegman
OT
Over-da-hill
Prospector Bob
raving loon
Redwood
Renegade
Shooter
SixT9er
smoothpate
Sonja
sunseeker
wayne208
- Viewers may determine who cast FINAL Voting Round Ballots, but not their selected finalists.
- Please make sure you are a registered voter and you're using your voter registration email address.
Final Voting Round Winners will be announced at LPIN Awards Banquet MMXVIII hosted by Mikey on Friday July 20, 2018.
Official LPIN Awards Rules for Award Year 2017
Finalists Announced for LPIN 2017 Awards
These Registered Voters participated in the LPIN 2017 Awards Preliminary Voting Round.
The LPIN Awards Preliminary Voting Round begins March 4, 2018 and ends midnight March 31, 2018 PDT.
70 valid Preliminary Round ballots were cast which is 63% voter participation.
Registered Voter - Reason if Preliminary Voting Round Ballot is rejected
1Bytetoomany
adrianfromfl
Adventure Guy
Armond
Aubrey Huff
auron79
canuck19
ChicagoBob
Chuckar chaser
Cobia
cronuswalker
cunnilingus
desperado
Dirk Diggler
DJ Jorge
Dr. Who
dreamscometrue
dtech
Duck11
easy
firefighter
FredT
FumbleNutts
george7189
Ghost13
Glennster
Gray Hound
Grizzly
gstringlover
Gus
Hardwired
Highlander
hikingguy2013
Interested bystander
Ironman
isurfer
Jagged
Joe Carbols
John N Ga
Just Another Guy
Kevinz0071
Lecher
Lee
Little Richard
Logcabin
Lomez
MidWestCouple
Mikey
mlbguy
MrTShirt
nap3283
niceguy eddie
Norcal
NotAnOldGeezer
O. Jones
OldFatMan
orgasm
Origlegman
OT
Prospector Bob
raving loon
Redwood
Renegade
rlgtict
Shooter
SixT9er
smoothpate
sunseeker
time_twist
wayne208
- Viewers may determine who cast Preliminary Voting Round Ballots, but not for whom they voted.
- Please make sure you are a registered voter and you are using your voter registration email address.
Nominees for 2017 Courtesan, Brothel & Rural Brothel of the Year Awards
These Registered Voters participated in the LPIN 2017 Awards Nominating Round.
The LPIN Awards Nominating Round begins February 1 and ends midnight February 28, 2018 PST.
44 valid Nomination Round ballots were cast which is 40% voter participation.
Registered Voter - Reason if Nominating Ballot is rejected
1Bytetoomany
Adventure Guy
auron79
ChicagoBob
Chuckar chaser
Cobia
ColtsFan
cunnilingus
desperado
Dirk Diggler
DJ Jorge
Dr. Who
easy
firefighter
FumbleNutts
Funmonger
george7189
Ghost13
Grizzly
Gus
Hardwired
Highlander
hikingguy2013
isurfer
Jagged
Joe Carbols
John N GA
Just Another Guy
Lecher
Lee
Lomez
MidWestCouple
Mikey
MrTShirt
niceguy eddie
Norcal
NotAnOldGeezer
orgasm
Origlegman
OT
Prospector Bob
raving loon
SixT9er
wayne208
- Viewers may determine who cast Nominating Round Ballots, but not their selected nominees.
- Please make sure you are a registered voter and you are using your voter registration email address.
96
Contest Announcements / Nominees Announced for LPIN 2017 Awards
« Last post by firefighter on January 31, 2018, 08:41:25 PM » LPIN Awards Nominees for 2017 Courtesan, Brothel & Rural Brothel of the Year
The Nominating Round begins February 1 and ends midnight February 28, 2018 PST.
All Nominees will proceed to the Preliminary Voting Round that begins March 4 and ends midnight March 31, 2018 PDT.
This is a complete list of all LPIN 2017 Awards Nominees.
Courtesan of the Year 2017 Nominees - Courtesan's Brothel
Abby Dixieland - Mona's Ranch
Alice Little - Moonlite Bunny Ranch
Ashlyn Sparks - Sagebrush Ranch
Brittney Ryder - Sheri's Ranch
Catrina Costa - Love Ranch North
Cecily Rose - Moonlite Bunny Ranch
Chai - Chicken Ranch
Chloe - Mustang Ranch
Coco - Sue's Fantasy Club
Cumisha Amado - Kit Kat Ranch
Dahlia - Chicken Ranch
Draven Star - Sagebrush Ranch
Emma - Sheri's Ranch
Gina - Chicken Ranch
Jada Bailey - Alien Cathouse
Kitti Minx - Mustang Ranch
Knowme - Moonlite Bunny Ranch
Leah - Mustang Ranch
Lexie James - Love Ranch North
Max A Million - Mustang Ranch
Paris Envy - Love Ranch South
Piper Rae - Sagebrush Ranch
Randy Ryder - Moonlite Bunny Ranch
Remy Martin - Love Ranch North
Roxy - Dovetail Ranch
Roxy Gold - Sagebrush Ranch
Ruby Rae - Love Ranch North
Skylie Danger - Mustang Ranch
Tori - Inez's D&D
Tori - Mustang Ranch
Vanity Affair - Desert Club
Veronica Holiday - Love Ranch North
Victoria - Mustang Ranch
Whitney - Mustang Ranch
Brothel of the Year 2017 Nominees - Location
Chicken Ranch - Pahrump
Kit Kat Ranch - Mound House
Love Ranch - Mound House
Moonlite Bunny Ranch - Mound House
Mustang Ranch - Reno (Exit 28)
Sagebrush Ranch - Mound House
Sheri's Ranch - Pahrump
Rural Brothel of the Year 2017 Nominees - Location
Alien Cathouse - Amargosa
Bella's Hacienda Ranch - Wells
Desert Club - Battle Mountain
Donna's Ranch - Wells
Dovetail Ranch - Carlin
Inez's D&D - Elko
Love Ranch South - Crystal
Mona's Ranch - Elko
Sue's Fantasy Club - Elko
Note: Ladies that have previously won COY are ineligible regardless of their working names. Nominations for previous COY winners or Working Girls not active in LPIN during 2017 will be rejected; voters will not be contacted and their COY nomination will not count. Finalists will be identified by bold black type, and Winners by bold blue type.
List of Registered Voters that participated in LPIN 2017 Awards
Official Registered Voters List for LPIN 2017 Awards
The Nominating Round begins February 1 and ends midnight February 28, 2018 PST.
All Nominees will proceed to the Preliminary Voting Round that begins March 4 and ends midnight March 31, 2018 PDT.
This is a complete list of all LPIN 2017 Awards Nominees.
Courtesan of the Year 2017 Nominees - Courtesan's Brothel
Abby Dixieland - Mona's Ranch
Alice Little - Moonlite Bunny Ranch
Ashlyn Sparks - Sagebrush Ranch
Brittney Ryder - Sheri's Ranch
Catrina Costa - Love Ranch North
Cecily Rose - Moonlite Bunny Ranch
Chai - Chicken Ranch
Chloe - Mustang Ranch
Coco - Sue's Fantasy Club
Cumisha Amado - Kit Kat Ranch
Dahlia - Chicken Ranch
Draven Star - Sagebrush Ranch
Emma - Sheri's Ranch
Gina - Chicken Ranch
Jada Bailey - Alien Cathouse
Kitti Minx - Mustang Ranch
Knowme - Moonlite Bunny Ranch
Leah - Mustang Ranch
Lexie James - Love Ranch North
Max A Million - Mustang Ranch
Paris Envy - Love Ranch South
Piper Rae - Sagebrush Ranch
Randy Ryder - Moonlite Bunny Ranch
Remy Martin - Love Ranch North
Roxy - Dovetail Ranch
Roxy Gold - Sagebrush Ranch
Ruby Rae - Love Ranch North
Skylie Danger - Mustang Ranch
Tori - Inez's D&D
Tori - Mustang Ranch
Vanity Affair - Desert Club
Veronica Holiday - Love Ranch North
Victoria - Mustang Ranch
Whitney - Mustang Ranch
Brothel of the Year 2017 Nominees - Location
Chicken Ranch - Pahrump
Kit Kat Ranch - Mound House
Love Ranch - Mound House
Moonlite Bunny Ranch - Mound House
Mustang Ranch - Reno (Exit 28)
Sagebrush Ranch - Mound House
Sheri's Ranch - Pahrump
Rural Brothel of the Year 2017 Nominees - Location
Alien Cathouse - Amargosa
Bella's Hacienda Ranch - Wells
Desert Club - Battle Mountain
Donna's Ranch - Wells
Dovetail Ranch - Carlin
Inez's D&D - Elko
Love Ranch South - Crystal
Mona's Ranch - Elko
Sue's Fantasy Club - Elko
Note: Ladies that have previously won COY are ineligible regardless of their working names. Nominations for previous COY winners or Working Girls not active in LPIN during 2017 will be rejected; voters will not be contacted and their COY nomination will not count. Finalists will be identified by bold black type, and Winners by bold blue type.
List of Registered Voters that participated in LPIN 2017 Awards
Official Registered Voters List for LPIN 2017 Awards
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Contest Announcements / LPIN Awards Committee Announces the LPIN Awards Contests
« Last post by firefighter on September 22, 2017, 07:36:41 AM »LPIN Awards Committee Announces the LPIN Awards Contests
LPIN Awards will continue to coordinate COY, BOY & RBOY Awards Contests.
The Awards Committee registered lpinawards.com for future contests when cwmcawards.com was scheduled for termination. LPIN Awards was chosen to organize the contests for several reasons. The Awards Committee believes it is best to sever the CWMC Awards relationship and not revitalize it for the contests. LPIN Awards is totally independent and doesn't have an alliance with any message board or forum. Furthermore, the awards committee believes that the LPIN Awards name is not offensive to Courtesans which was an important concern, better defines the awards, and relates to Nevada's LPIN Statutes.
LPIN Awards Voter Registration opens September 1 and closes midnight December 31 PST.
Nomination Period begins April 10 and ends midnight April 19 PST.
Preliminary Voting Round begins April 22 and ends midnight May 1 PDT.
Final Voting Round begins May 4 and ends midnight May 13 PDT.
LPIN Awards will be Presented at LPIN Awards Banquets on the third Friday in July.
It won't be necessary to email ballots since the automated HTML ballot casting system is operational.
If voters are unable to cast their ballots, PM the LPIN Awards Committee handle or email vote@lpinawards.com for assistance.
Registered Voters must register as LPIN Awards forum members so they may communicate with LPIN Awards Committee members or the "LPIN Awards Committee" handle through PM. NOTE: LPIN Awards forum registration is separate from voter registration.
LPIN Awards Announcements
The Awards Committee would like to acknowledge Courtesan of the Year Rachel Varga for donating a very generous gift of professional web developer custom services to construct our LPIN Awards website to our specifications. The Awards Committee would not have been able to coordinate a first-rate contest without Rachel's contribution. Rachel is owed a great debt of gratitude for her benevolence and generosity.
Thank you,
LPIN Awards Committee
Armond, Firefighter, Little Richard, MIG949 & MrTShirt
LPIN Awards will continue to coordinate COY, BOY & RBOY Awards Contests.
The Awards Committee registered lpinawards.com for future contests when cwmcawards.com was scheduled for termination. LPIN Awards was chosen to organize the contests for several reasons. The Awards Committee believes it is best to sever the CWMC Awards relationship and not revitalize it for the contests. LPIN Awards is totally independent and doesn't have an alliance with any message board or forum. Furthermore, the awards committee believes that the LPIN Awards name is not offensive to Courtesans which was an important concern, better defines the awards, and relates to Nevada's LPIN Statutes.
LPIN Awards Voter Registration opens September 1 and closes midnight December 31 PST.
Nomination Period begins April 10 and ends midnight April 19 PST.
Preliminary Voting Round begins April 22 and ends midnight May 1 PDT.
Final Voting Round begins May 4 and ends midnight May 13 PDT.
LPIN Awards will be Presented at LPIN Awards Banquets on the third Friday in July.
It won't be necessary to email ballots since the automated HTML ballot casting system is operational.
If voters are unable to cast their ballots, PM the LPIN Awards Committee handle or email vote@lpinawards.com for assistance.
Registered Voters must register as LPIN Awards forum members so they may communicate with LPIN Awards Committee members or the "LPIN Awards Committee" handle through PM. NOTE: LPIN Awards forum registration is separate from voter registration.
LPIN Awards Announcements
The Awards Committee would like to acknowledge Courtesan of the Year Rachel Varga for donating a very generous gift of professional web developer custom services to construct our LPIN Awards website to our specifications. The Awards Committee would not have been able to coordinate a first-rate contest without Rachel's contribution. Rachel is owed a great debt of gratitude for her benevolence and generosity.
Thank you,
LPIN Awards Committee
Armond, Firefighter, Little Richard, MIG949 & MrTShirt
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Brothel Information / Adult Sex Industry Terminology
« Last post by firefighter on September 16, 2017, 02:17:45 PM »Adult Sex Industry Terminology
Abbreviations, Acronyms, Codes & Terms
$ = $100
$$ = $200
$$$ = $300
$$$.5 = $350
1/2 & 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service.
69 = two people giving each other oral sex simultaneously.
211 = Armed robbery in progress.
411 = seeking information.
420 = 4:20 = marijuana = cannabis = pot = Mary Jane.
911 = Emergency assistance needed.
5150 = police code for mentally incapacitated person who poses a danger.
AAMOF = As A Matter Of Fact.
AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor = Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront.
ABC = American Born Chinese.
ABJ = American Born Japanese.
AFAIC = As Far As I'm Concerned.
AFAICT = As Far As I Can Tell.
AFAIK = As Far As I Know.
Agency = A company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for escorts.
AI = Anal Intercourse.
Amazon = A tall woman.
AMP = Asian Massage Parlor. An establishment staffed by Asians.
Analingus = Licking anus.
AO = Asian Only. AO AMP = AMP servicing Asian clients only.
Around the world = Analingus and Fellatio.
ASAP = As Soon As Possible.
Asian = Analingus.
Asian Cowgirl = Woman rides on top during intercourse, squatting over the man on her feet, not on her knees.
ASP = Adult Service Provider.
ATF = All Time Favorite.
ATM = Ass To Mouth = penis, toy, finger goes from ass to mouth.
Attempts = Trying to orgasm.
Aunt Flo = Menstruation, period, or red tide.
B&S = Bait & switch. Ads or photos that describe someone else.
Babyback = Petite, young and attractive Asian.
Balloons = Breast implants.
Bareback = Without a condom.
BB = Bareback = without a condom.
BBBJ = Bareback Blow Job = BJ without a condom, beebeebeejay.
BBBJTC = Bareback Blow Job To Completion.
BBBJTCIM = Bareback blow job to completion in mouth.
BBBJTCNQNS = Bareback blow job to completion, no quit, no spit.
BBBJTCWS = Bareback blow job to completion with swallow.
BBBJWF = Bareback blow job with facial.
BBFS = Bareback sex.
BBK = Big Beautiful Knockers.
BBW = Big Beautiful Woman.
BCD = Behind Closed Doors.
BDSM = Bondage, Discipline & Sado-Masochism.
BF = Boyfriend.
BFE = Boyfriend Experience.
birdwatching = BBBJTCWS.
BITMT = But In The Meantime.
BJ = Blowjob = oral sex = fellatio.
Blackhole = Anus.
BLS = Ball Licking and Sucking.
Blue Jay = Blowjob.
Blue Pill = Viagra.
Blue Steel = Viagra.
BOT = Back On Topic.
Brown Eye = Anus.
Brown Shower = Defecation on your partner.
BS = Body Slide.
BSB = Bus Stop Babe.
BTW = By the way.
Butter Face = Everything looks good, 'but her' face.
C4N = Ciao For Now.
Cash and Dash = A rip-off = ROB who takes your money then runs.
CBJ = Covered Blow Job = BJ with condom.
CC Rider = Full service provider costing $200 or less.
CD = Cross-Dresser.
CDS = Covered Doggy Style.
CFS = Covered Full Service = Sex with a condom.
CG = Cowgirl = girl on top facing you.
CIM = Cum In Mouth.
Clockwatcher = Provider counts minutes until the session is over. Provider who rushes & doesn't enjoy her work.
CMD = Carpet Matches Drapes, typically a natural blonde.
CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse.
Commercial Company = Prostitution - normally a truckers term.
Completion = Orgasm.
Courtesan = A working girl = originally a courtier who attends the court of a monarch or other dignitary.
Cover = A condom.
Covered = Use of condoms or dental dams.
Cowgirl = CG = Girl on top facing you.
Cruising = Driving around looking for streetwalkers
Cups of coffee = Orgasms = Releases.
CWOT = Complete Waste Of Time.
CYA = See Ya.
DAP = Digital Anal Probe = Finger in anus.
DATO = Dining At The O = rim job = Analingus.
DATY = Dining at the Y = Cunnilingus.
DD = Dental Dam.
DDDATY = Dental Dam used for Dining at the Y.
DDE = Doesn't Do Extras.
DDG = Drop Dead Gorgeous.
DDP = Double Digit Penetration - kitty and anus.
Deep throat = BJ where the penis is swallowed.
DFK = Deep French Kissing = open mouth kissing with tongue.
DIY = Do It Yourself = masturbation.
Doggie = Man behind girl with girl on her hands and knees.
Donation = Payment.
Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you = 3SUM.
DP = Double Penetration = two guys on one girl.
DS = Doggy Style.
DSL = Dick Sucking Lips.
DT = Deep Throat = entire length of penis taken in mouth.
ECR = El Camino Real.
Ellie = LE = Law Enforcement.
EOD = End Of Discussion.
EOM = End Of Message = message concluded.
Escort = A temporary companion for hire.
Facial = Cumming on partner's face.
FAQ = Frequently Asked Questions.
FBOW = For Better Or Worse.
FBSM = Full Body Sensual Massage which typically includes a HJ.
FBSM+ = FBSM + bonus which is usually a BJ.
FDAU = Face Down Ass Up.
FIA = Finger In Ass.
FIR = Finger In Rear.
Fire and Ice = A blowjob switching between hot tea and ice.
FIV = Finger In Vagina.
FJ = Foot Job.
FKK = Frei Körper Kultur = German brothel or nudist club.
Flake, Flaky = Errant behavior = often used for providers who no-show.
FOAD = Fuck Off And Die.
FOAF = Friend Of A Friend.
FOB = Fresh Off the Boat = Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US.
FOCL = Falling Off Chair Laughing.
FOTC = Fuck of the Century.
FOV = Finger Outside Vagina.
French = BJ = blowjob.
French = Oral Sex.
French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion.
FS = Full Service = BJ + Sex
FWIW = For What It's Worth.
FYA = For Your Amusement.
FYI = For Your Information.
ga = Go Ahead.
GAL = Get A Life.
GBTW = Get Back To Work.
Get Brain = Blowjob.
Get Comfortable = Get completely naked.
GFE = Girlfriend Experience (there is no standard GFE). RBGFE = BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG.
GFE lite = Lite-GFE = SafeGFE = light RBGFE = RBGFE with substitutions: CBJ vs BBBJ or no light kissing vs DFK.
GFE++ = RBGFE with extras like CIM, swallow and greek.
GFETE = Grinning From Ear To Ear.
GMTA = Great Minds Think Alike.
GND = Girl Next Door.
Golden Shower = Urinating on your partner.
GR&D = Grinning, Running & Ducking.
Greek = Anal Sex = back door sex.
GS = Golden Shower = urination play.
GSM = G-Spot Massage.
GTG = Got To Go.
Half and Half = BJ followed by FS = 1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service.
HAND = Have A Nice Day.
Happy Ending = A handjob or blowjob after your massage.
Hardwood Floors = clean shaven kitty.
Hat = Condom.
HDH = High Dollar Hottie.
HE = Happy Ending.
HH = Half Hour.
HHOK = Ha Ha Only Kidding.
HJ = Hand Job = A manual or hand release.
HM = High Mileage.
HME = Honeymoon Experience = lapdog heaven.
Hooker = Prostitute, Working Girl or Courtesan.
Hostess Club = A low class strip club where negotiating for sex with dancers is OK and may occur on premises.
HR = Hand Release.
HTH = Hope This Helps.
HWP = Height and Weight Proportionate.
IAC = In Any Case.
IAE = In Any Event.
IC = I See.
IDGI = I Don't Get It.
IIRC = If I Remember Correctly.
IMCO = In My Considered Opinion.
IMHO = In My Humble Opinion.
IMNSHO = In My Not So Humble Opinion.
IMO = In My Opinion.
IMPE = In My Previous or Personal Experience.
IMVHO = In My Very Humble Opinion.
Incall = You go to her place, or a place she designates.
Interpreter = A Condom.
IOTTMCO = Intuitively Obvious To The Most Casual Observer.
IOW = In Other Words.
IRL = In Real Life.
ISO = In Search Of.
Italian = Penis rubbing between butt cheeks.
IYKWIM = If You Know What I Mean.
Jack Shack = Establishment that is not FS, i.e. massage parlor or lingerie modeling.
JIC = Just In Case.
J/K = Just kidding.
JMO = Just My Opinion.
John = A man who patronizes prostitutes.
Kama Sutra = Indian sex manual by Vatsayayana.
KGFE = Korean GFE, usually RBGFE except with CBJ.
Kitty = Vagina (Bald = clean shaven; Partly Shaved = landing strip; Trimmed = manicured; or Natural).
KISS = Keep It Simple Stupid.
KSF = Known Sick Fuck.
Lapdog = Person who worships providers to excess.
LD = Lap Dance.
LDL = Low Dollar Looker (opposite of HDH).
LE = Ellie = Law Enforcement.
LFK = Light French Kissing (no heavy tongue).
Little blue pill = Viagra.
LK = Light Kissing with closed mouth.
LMP = Licensed Massage Practitioner.
LMT = Licensed Massage Therapist.
LOL = Laughing Out Loud.
LOS = Land Of Smiles = Thailand.
Lot Lizard = A prostitute who works primarily in truck stop parking lots (maybe soliciting from a CB radio).
LPIN = Legal Prostitution (or Prostitute) In Nevada.
Madame = Proprietress of an agency.
Mamasan = Female Manager of a massage parlor.
MBR = Multiple Bell Ringing = MSOG.
Mediterranean = Anal sex.
Merkin = Pubic hair wig.
MG = Massage Girl.
MILF = Mom I'd Like To Fuck.
Missionary = Man on top during intercourse, girl on back.
MMF, MFM, MFF - MMF = male, male, female. MFM = male, female, male. MFF = male, female, female.
Mohawk = Thin rectangular strip of pubic hair.
Monger = short for whoremonger = A John or a pimp.
MP = Massage Parlor or Multiple positions.
MP = Multiple Pops = Multiple Releases.
MPA = Massage Parlor Attendant.
MPCFS = Multiple Positions Covered Full Service.
MPOS = Multiple Positions Oral Sex.
MSOG = Multiple Shots On Goal = multiple releases: girl allows more than 1 orgasm during the session.
MTCW = My Two Cents Worth.
Multiple Pops = More than one orgasm during the session.
Newbie = A novice hobbyist or novice provider.
Non-Pro = Civilian - not a professional provider.
No-Show = Escort or Client never shows up for an appointment.
NP = No Problem.
NQBC = Non-Quitter, But Covered. CBJ to completion.
NQBS = Non-Quitter, But Spitter. BBBJTC and spits your ejaculate.
NQNS = Non-Quitter, Non-Spitter. BBBJTC and swallows your ejaculate.
NRN = No Reply Necessary.
NSA = No Strings Attached.
OIC = Oh I See.
ONNA = Oh No, Not Again!
OP = Original Poster or original post.
OTF = On The Floor.
OTOH = On The Other Hand.
OTTOMH = Off The Top Of My Head.
Out, Outed = Private or personal info is made public.
Outcall = She comes to your place, home, or hotel room.
OWO = Oral Without a Condom.
OWOTC = Oral Without a Condom To Completion.
P2P = Private to private = typically uncovered rubbing of penis with vagina without penetration.
Papasan = Male manager of a massage parlor.
Party Hat = A Condom.
PCMCIA = People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms.
Pearl Necklace = Man ejaculates on woman's neck or chest.
PIV = Penis In Vagina.
PL = Pathetic Loser.
PLS = Please.
PM = Prostate Massage or Private Message (inbox).
PO = Phone Operator for making appointments.
PS = Private Show with dancer or stripper.
PSE = Porn Star Experience.
PU = That Stinks!
PV = Private Viewing: Dancing or modeling with perhaps a HJ but not usually FS.
PYT = Pretty Young Thing.
RA = Relaxation Assistant = Masseuse in a massage parlor.
Raincoat = A Condom.
RB = myredbook.com.
RBGFE = myRedBook's definintion of GFE (BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG).
RBGFE+ = RBGFE + bonus, could be greek, cim, and swallow.
Red Wings = Red wings are earned by performing oral sex on a girl on her period verified by blood in the mustache.
REHI = Hello Again (re-Hi!).
Reverse Cowgirl = Woman rides on top facing away.
Reverse Massage = You massage her.
Rimming, Rimjob = Anilingus.
RMP = Russian Massage Parlor.
ROB = Rip Off Bitch.
ROFL = Rolling On Floor Laughing.
Roman Shower = Vomit play.
ROTF = Rolling On The Floor.
ROTFLMAO = Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off.
RPG = Role Playing Games.
RSN = Real Soon Now.
RTDox = Read The Documentation or Directions.
RTFM = Read The Fucking Manual.
RUOK = Are You OK?
Russian = Penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck.
San Juan Capistrano = BBBJTC and she swallows.
SC = Strip Club.
Scat = Defecation on your partner or feces play.
Screening = A provider or agency does a pre-session background check on a new client.
Self-Service = You masturbate = choke your chicken.
Semi-Pro = Someone who escorts informally as a side business.
Shemale = Transsexual: particularly one living as a woman, but hasn't had SRS. Penis may or may not get erect.
Shill = Posing as a satisfied customer = Hobbyist writes favorable reviews in return for special favors from a provider.
Shots On Goal = Allows more than one orgasm per session.
SNAFU = Situation Normal All Fucked Up.
Snowball = Provider takes ejaculate in her mouth and returns it by kissing the ejaculator.
SO = Significant Other.
SOG = Shot On Goal = one release = one Shot on goal = one orgasm attempt.
SOL = Smiling Out Loud or Shit Out of Luck.
SOMF = Sat On My Face.
South of the Border = Genital region.
Southern France = BBBJ.
SP = Service Provider or Prostitute.
Spanish (Australian) = Penis between her breasts, a.k.a. Russian.
Spanish (USA) = Penis, finger or toy comes out of her ass, and goes into her mouth.
Spanish = ATM = Ass To Mouth.
Spinner = A very petite provider. Etymology: From the 1970's toy "Sit 'n' Spin."
Squirting, Squirter = Female ejaculation = a provider who ejaculates.
SRS = Sexual Reassignment Surgery.
Starfish = Anus or girl that is unresponsive in bed.
STD = Sexually Transmitted Disease.
Sting = Policewoman poses as a prostitute to arrest johns, or policeman poses as a john to arrest prostitutes.
Street Action = Prostitution who is solicited on public streets.
Stroll = A street, strip, or neighborhood that sees heavy street action = path frequented by streetwalkers.
Summer Teeth = Some of her teeth are there, some are not.
Sunshine, Sunny = Without a condom = No raincoat.
SW = 1. Street Walker. 2. Sex Worker.
Sybian = Mechanical vibrating sex device that's in the shape of a barrel with attachments mounted in the middle.
TAFN = That's All For Now.
TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor.
TANSTAAFL = There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch.
Teabag, Teabagging = Man squats and dips his testicles into partners mouth.
TEOTWAWKI = The End Of The World As We Know It.
TG = Transgender: Catch-all term for TV, TS, Shemales, and CDs.
TGTBT = Too Good To Be True.
THX = Thanks.
TIA = Thanks In Advance.
Tina = Crystal Meth = crystal methamphetamine.
Tipping Required = Hidden charges where provider demands more money to perform various services or renegotiates.
TJ = Tijuana, Mexico.
TLC = Tender Loving Care.
TLD = Topless Lap Dance.
TLK2UL8R = Talk to you later.
TMI = Too Much Information.
TMK = To My Knowledge.
TOFTT = Take One For The Team. A John's experience was poor from a provider; consequently his review saved members of the team from making the same mistake.
TOS = Terms Of Service.
Toss The Salad = Anilingus = Tongue in the anus.
Tossing Salad = Analingus.
TPTB = The Powers That Be.
Translation, Translator = Using a Condom.
Trip to Islands = Greek = Anal Sex.
Troll = Rude and hideous PL.
Trolling = 1. Driving around looking for a prostitute. 2. Posting on a message board with the intent to sow discord.
TS = Transsexual.
TSWC = Tell Someone Who Cares.
TTBOMK = To The Best Of My Knowledge.
TTFN = Ta-Ta For Now = goodbye.
TTYL8R = Talk To You Later.
TUMA = Tongue Up My Ass.
TV = Transvestite.
TWIMC = To Whom It May Concern.
Txs = Thanks.
Uncovered = Without a condom.
URL = Web Page Address.
UTF = Untranslated French = BBBJ.
UTR = Under The Radar = does not advertise.
VD = Venereal Disease.
VI = Vaginal Intercourse.
WAH = Wild Ass Humping.
Water Sports = Urination play.
w/b = Welcome Back.
White Knight = A guy that steps in to rescue or defend a Lady regardless of whether she needs assistance.
Whoremonger = 1. A John who frequents prostitutes. 2. A pimp who manages prostitutes taking a high percentage.
w/o = Without.
WRT = With Regard To.
WTF = What The Fuck? (An exclamation of surprise).
WTG = Way To Go.
WU? = What's Up?
WWW = World Wide Web = Internet.
WYSIWYG = What You See Is What You Get.
XOXO = Kisses & Hugs.
YGIAGAM = Your Guess Is As Good As Mine.
YGWYPF = You Get What You Pay For.
YMMV = Your Mileage May Vary = Reminder that tastes differ = Your experience may be different than others.
ZZZ = Sleeping.
Urban Dictionary
Abbreviations, Acronyms, Codes & Terms
$ = $100
$$ = $200
$$$ = $300
$$$.5 = $350
1/2 & 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service.
69 = two people giving each other oral sex simultaneously.
211 = Armed robbery in progress.
411 = seeking information.
420 = 4:20 = marijuana = cannabis = pot = Mary Jane.
911 = Emergency assistance needed.
5150 = police code for mentally incapacitated person who poses a danger.
AAMOF = As A Matter Of Fact.
AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor = Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront.
ABC = American Born Chinese.
ABJ = American Born Japanese.
AFAIC = As Far As I'm Concerned.
AFAICT = As Far As I Can Tell.
AFAIK = As Far As I Know.
Agency = A company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for escorts.
AI = Anal Intercourse.
Amazon = A tall woman.
AMP = Asian Massage Parlor. An establishment staffed by Asians.
Analingus = Licking anus.
AO = Asian Only. AO AMP = AMP servicing Asian clients only.
Around the world = Analingus and Fellatio.
ASAP = As Soon As Possible.
Asian = Analingus.
Asian Cowgirl = Woman rides on top during intercourse, squatting over the man on her feet, not on her knees.
ASP = Adult Service Provider.
ATF = All Time Favorite.
ATM = Ass To Mouth = penis, toy, finger goes from ass to mouth.
Attempts = Trying to orgasm.
Aunt Flo = Menstruation, period, or red tide.
B&S = Bait & switch. Ads or photos that describe someone else.
Babyback = Petite, young and attractive Asian.
Balloons = Breast implants.
Bareback = Without a condom.
BB = Bareback = without a condom.
BBBJ = Bareback Blow Job = BJ without a condom, beebeebeejay.
BBBJTC = Bareback Blow Job To Completion.
BBBJTCIM = Bareback blow job to completion in mouth.
BBBJTCNQNS = Bareback blow job to completion, no quit, no spit.
BBBJTCWS = Bareback blow job to completion with swallow.
BBBJWF = Bareback blow job with facial.
BBFS = Bareback sex.
BBK = Big Beautiful Knockers.
BBW = Big Beautiful Woman.
BCD = Behind Closed Doors.
BDSM = Bondage, Discipline & Sado-Masochism.
BF = Boyfriend.
BFE = Boyfriend Experience.
birdwatching = BBBJTCWS.
BITMT = But In The Meantime.
BJ = Blowjob = oral sex = fellatio.
Blackhole = Anus.
BLS = Ball Licking and Sucking.
Blue Jay = Blowjob.
Blue Pill = Viagra.
Blue Steel = Viagra.
BOT = Back On Topic.
Brown Eye = Anus.
Brown Shower = Defecation on your partner.
BS = Body Slide.
BSB = Bus Stop Babe.
BTW = By the way.
Butter Face = Everything looks good, 'but her' face.
C4N = Ciao For Now.
Cash and Dash = A rip-off = ROB who takes your money then runs.
CBJ = Covered Blow Job = BJ with condom.
CC Rider = Full service provider costing $200 or less.
CD = Cross-Dresser.
CDS = Covered Doggy Style.
CFS = Covered Full Service = Sex with a condom.
CG = Cowgirl = girl on top facing you.
CIM = Cum In Mouth.
Clockwatcher = Provider counts minutes until the session is over. Provider who rushes & doesn't enjoy her work.
CMD = Carpet Matches Drapes, typically a natural blonde.
CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse.
Commercial Company = Prostitution - normally a truckers term.
Completion = Orgasm.
Courtesan = A working girl = originally a courtier who attends the court of a monarch or other dignitary.
Cover = A condom.
Covered = Use of condoms or dental dams.
Cowgirl = CG = Girl on top facing you.
Cruising = Driving around looking for streetwalkers
Cups of coffee = Orgasms = Releases.
CWOT = Complete Waste Of Time.
CYA = See Ya.
DAP = Digital Anal Probe = Finger in anus.
DATO = Dining At The O = rim job = Analingus.
DATY = Dining at the Y = Cunnilingus.
DD = Dental Dam.
DDDATY = Dental Dam used for Dining at the Y.
DDE = Doesn't Do Extras.
DDG = Drop Dead Gorgeous.
DDP = Double Digit Penetration - kitty and anus.
Deep throat = BJ where the penis is swallowed.
DFK = Deep French Kissing = open mouth kissing with tongue.
DIY = Do It Yourself = masturbation.
Doggie = Man behind girl with girl on her hands and knees.
Donation = Payment.
Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you = 3SUM.
DP = Double Penetration = two guys on one girl.
DS = Doggy Style.
DSL = Dick Sucking Lips.
DT = Deep Throat = entire length of penis taken in mouth.
ECR = El Camino Real.
Ellie = LE = Law Enforcement.
EOD = End Of Discussion.
EOM = End Of Message = message concluded.
Escort = A temporary companion for hire.
Facial = Cumming on partner's face.
FAQ = Frequently Asked Questions.
FBOW = For Better Or Worse.
FBSM = Full Body Sensual Massage which typically includes a HJ.
FBSM+ = FBSM + bonus which is usually a BJ.
FDAU = Face Down Ass Up.
FIA = Finger In Ass.
FIR = Finger In Rear.
Fire and Ice = A blowjob switching between hot tea and ice.
FIV = Finger In Vagina.
FJ = Foot Job.
FKK = Frei Körper Kultur = German brothel or nudist club.
Flake, Flaky = Errant behavior = often used for providers who no-show.
FOAD = Fuck Off And Die.
FOAF = Friend Of A Friend.
FOB = Fresh Off the Boat = Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US.
FOCL = Falling Off Chair Laughing.
FOTC = Fuck of the Century.
FOV = Finger Outside Vagina.
French = BJ = blowjob.
French = Oral Sex.
French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion.
FS = Full Service = BJ + Sex
FWIW = For What It's Worth.
FYA = For Your Amusement.
FYI = For Your Information.
ga = Go Ahead.
GAL = Get A Life.
GBTW = Get Back To Work.
Get Brain = Blowjob.
Get Comfortable = Get completely naked.
GFE = Girlfriend Experience (there is no standard GFE). RBGFE = BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG.
GFE lite = Lite-GFE = SafeGFE = light RBGFE = RBGFE with substitutions: CBJ vs BBBJ or no light kissing vs DFK.
GFE++ = RBGFE with extras like CIM, swallow and greek.
GFETE = Grinning From Ear To Ear.
GMTA = Great Minds Think Alike.
GND = Girl Next Door.
Golden Shower = Urinating on your partner.
GR&D = Grinning, Running & Ducking.
Greek = Anal Sex = back door sex.
GS = Golden Shower = urination play.
GSM = G-Spot Massage.
GTG = Got To Go.
Half and Half = BJ followed by FS = 1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service.
HAND = Have A Nice Day.
Happy Ending = A handjob or blowjob after your massage.
Hardwood Floors = clean shaven kitty.
Hat = Condom.
HDH = High Dollar Hottie.
HE = Happy Ending.
HH = Half Hour.
HHOK = Ha Ha Only Kidding.
HJ = Hand Job = A manual or hand release.
HM = High Mileage.
HME = Honeymoon Experience = lapdog heaven.
Hooker = Prostitute, Working Girl or Courtesan.
Hostess Club = A low class strip club where negotiating for sex with dancers is OK and may occur on premises.
HR = Hand Release.
HTH = Hope This Helps.
HWP = Height and Weight Proportionate.
IAC = In Any Case.
IAE = In Any Event.
IC = I See.
IDGI = I Don't Get It.
IIRC = If I Remember Correctly.
IMCO = In My Considered Opinion.
IMHO = In My Humble Opinion.
IMNSHO = In My Not So Humble Opinion.
IMO = In My Opinion.
IMPE = In My Previous or Personal Experience.
IMVHO = In My Very Humble Opinion.
Incall = You go to her place, or a place she designates.
Interpreter = A Condom.
IOTTMCO = Intuitively Obvious To The Most Casual Observer.
IOW = In Other Words.
IRL = In Real Life.
ISO = In Search Of.
Italian = Penis rubbing between butt cheeks.
IYKWIM = If You Know What I Mean.
Jack Shack = Establishment that is not FS, i.e. massage parlor or lingerie modeling.
JIC = Just In Case.
J/K = Just kidding.
JMO = Just My Opinion.
John = A man who patronizes prostitutes.
Kama Sutra = Indian sex manual by Vatsayayana.
KGFE = Korean GFE, usually RBGFE except with CBJ.
Kitty = Vagina (Bald = clean shaven; Partly Shaved = landing strip; Trimmed = manicured; or Natural).
KISS = Keep It Simple Stupid.
KSF = Known Sick Fuck.
Lapdog = Person who worships providers to excess.
LD = Lap Dance.
LDL = Low Dollar Looker (opposite of HDH).
LE = Ellie = Law Enforcement.
LFK = Light French Kissing (no heavy tongue).
Little blue pill = Viagra.
LK = Light Kissing with closed mouth.
LMP = Licensed Massage Practitioner.
LMT = Licensed Massage Therapist.
LOL = Laughing Out Loud.
LOS = Land Of Smiles = Thailand.
Lot Lizard = A prostitute who works primarily in truck stop parking lots (maybe soliciting from a CB radio).
LPIN = Legal Prostitution (or Prostitute) In Nevada.
Madame = Proprietress of an agency.
Mamasan = Female Manager of a massage parlor.
MBR = Multiple Bell Ringing = MSOG.
Mediterranean = Anal sex.
Merkin = Pubic hair wig.
MG = Massage Girl.
MILF = Mom I'd Like To Fuck.
Missionary = Man on top during intercourse, girl on back.
MMF, MFM, MFF - MMF = male, male, female. MFM = male, female, male. MFF = male, female, female.
Mohawk = Thin rectangular strip of pubic hair.
Monger = short for whoremonger = A John or a pimp.
MP = Massage Parlor or Multiple positions.
MP = Multiple Pops = Multiple Releases.
MPA = Massage Parlor Attendant.
MPCFS = Multiple Positions Covered Full Service.
MPOS = Multiple Positions Oral Sex.
MSOG = Multiple Shots On Goal = multiple releases: girl allows more than 1 orgasm during the session.
MTCW = My Two Cents Worth.
Multiple Pops = More than one orgasm during the session.
Newbie = A novice hobbyist or novice provider.
Non-Pro = Civilian - not a professional provider.
No-Show = Escort or Client never shows up for an appointment.
NP = No Problem.
NQBC = Non-Quitter, But Covered. CBJ to completion.
NQBS = Non-Quitter, But Spitter. BBBJTC and spits your ejaculate.
NQNS = Non-Quitter, Non-Spitter. BBBJTC and swallows your ejaculate.
NRN = No Reply Necessary.
NSA = No Strings Attached.
OIC = Oh I See.
ONNA = Oh No, Not Again!
OP = Original Poster or original post.
OTF = On The Floor.
OTOH = On The Other Hand.
OTTOMH = Off The Top Of My Head.
Out, Outed = Private or personal info is made public.
Outcall = She comes to your place, home, or hotel room.
OWO = Oral Without a Condom.
OWOTC = Oral Without a Condom To Completion.
P2P = Private to private = typically uncovered rubbing of penis with vagina without penetration.
Papasan = Male manager of a massage parlor.
Party Hat = A Condom.
PCMCIA = People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms.
Pearl Necklace = Man ejaculates on woman's neck or chest.
PIV = Penis In Vagina.
PL = Pathetic Loser.
PLS = Please.
PM = Prostate Massage or Private Message (inbox).
PO = Phone Operator for making appointments.
PS = Private Show with dancer or stripper.
PSE = Porn Star Experience.
PU = That Stinks!
PV = Private Viewing: Dancing or modeling with perhaps a HJ but not usually FS.
PYT = Pretty Young Thing.
RA = Relaxation Assistant = Masseuse in a massage parlor.
Raincoat = A Condom.
RB = myredbook.com.
RBGFE = myRedBook's definintion of GFE (BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG).
RBGFE+ = RBGFE + bonus, could be greek, cim, and swallow.
Red Wings = Red wings are earned by performing oral sex on a girl on her period verified by blood in the mustache.
REHI = Hello Again (re-Hi!).
Reverse Cowgirl = Woman rides on top facing away.
Reverse Massage = You massage her.
Rimming, Rimjob = Anilingus.
RMP = Russian Massage Parlor.
ROB = Rip Off Bitch.
ROFL = Rolling On Floor Laughing.
Roman Shower = Vomit play.
ROTF = Rolling On The Floor.
ROTFLMAO = Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off.
RPG = Role Playing Games.
RSN = Real Soon Now.
RTDox = Read The Documentation or Directions.
RTFM = Read The Fucking Manual.
RUOK = Are You OK?
Russian = Penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck.
San Juan Capistrano = BBBJTC and she swallows.
SC = Strip Club.
Scat = Defecation on your partner or feces play.
Screening = A provider or agency does a pre-session background check on a new client.
Self-Service = You masturbate = choke your chicken.
Semi-Pro = Someone who escorts informally as a side business.
Shemale = Transsexual: particularly one living as a woman, but hasn't had SRS. Penis may or may not get erect.
Shill = Posing as a satisfied customer = Hobbyist writes favorable reviews in return for special favors from a provider.
Shots On Goal = Allows more than one orgasm per session.
SNAFU = Situation Normal All Fucked Up.
Snowball = Provider takes ejaculate in her mouth and returns it by kissing the ejaculator.
SO = Significant Other.
SOG = Shot On Goal = one release = one Shot on goal = one orgasm attempt.
SOL = Smiling Out Loud or Shit Out of Luck.
SOMF = Sat On My Face.
South of the Border = Genital region.
Southern France = BBBJ.
SP = Service Provider or Prostitute.
Spanish (Australian) = Penis between her breasts, a.k.a. Russian.
Spanish (USA) = Penis, finger or toy comes out of her ass, and goes into her mouth.
Spanish = ATM = Ass To Mouth.
Spinner = A very petite provider. Etymology: From the 1970's toy "Sit 'n' Spin."
Squirting, Squirter = Female ejaculation = a provider who ejaculates.
SRS = Sexual Reassignment Surgery.
Starfish = Anus or girl that is unresponsive in bed.
STD = Sexually Transmitted Disease.
Sting = Policewoman poses as a prostitute to arrest johns, or policeman poses as a john to arrest prostitutes.
Street Action = Prostitution who is solicited on public streets.
Stroll = A street, strip, or neighborhood that sees heavy street action = path frequented by streetwalkers.
Summer Teeth = Some of her teeth are there, some are not.
Sunshine, Sunny = Without a condom = No raincoat.
SW = 1. Street Walker. 2. Sex Worker.
Sybian = Mechanical vibrating sex device that's in the shape of a barrel with attachments mounted in the middle.
TAFN = That's All For Now.
TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor.
TANSTAAFL = There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch.
Teabag, Teabagging = Man squats and dips his testicles into partners mouth.
TEOTWAWKI = The End Of The World As We Know It.
TG = Transgender: Catch-all term for TV, TS, Shemales, and CDs.
TGTBT = Too Good To Be True.
THX = Thanks.
TIA = Thanks In Advance.
Tina = Crystal Meth = crystal methamphetamine.
Tipping Required = Hidden charges where provider demands more money to perform various services or renegotiates.
TJ = Tijuana, Mexico.
TLC = Tender Loving Care.
TLD = Topless Lap Dance.
TLK2UL8R = Talk to you later.
TMI = Too Much Information.
TMK = To My Knowledge.
TOFTT = Take One For The Team. A John's experience was poor from a provider; consequently his review saved members of the team from making the same mistake.
TOS = Terms Of Service.
Toss The Salad = Anilingus = Tongue in the anus.
Tossing Salad = Analingus.
TPTB = The Powers That Be.
Translation, Translator = Using a Condom.
Trip to Islands = Greek = Anal Sex.
Troll = Rude and hideous PL.
Trolling = 1. Driving around looking for a prostitute. 2. Posting on a message board with the intent to sow discord.
TS = Transsexual.
TSWC = Tell Someone Who Cares.
TTBOMK = To The Best Of My Knowledge.
TTFN = Ta-Ta For Now = goodbye.
TTYL8R = Talk To You Later.
TUMA = Tongue Up My Ass.
TV = Transvestite.
TWIMC = To Whom It May Concern.
Txs = Thanks.
Uncovered = Without a condom.
URL = Web Page Address.
UTF = Untranslated French = BBBJ.
UTR = Under The Radar = does not advertise.
VD = Venereal Disease.
VI = Vaginal Intercourse.
WAH = Wild Ass Humping.
Water Sports = Urination play.
w/b = Welcome Back.
White Knight = A guy that steps in to rescue or defend a Lady regardless of whether she needs assistance.
Whoremonger = 1. A John who frequents prostitutes. 2. A pimp who manages prostitutes taking a high percentage.
w/o = Without.
WRT = With Regard To.
WTF = What The Fuck? (An exclamation of surprise).
WTG = Way To Go.
WU? = What's Up?
WWW = World Wide Web = Internet.
WYSIWYG = What You See Is What You Get.
XOXO = Kisses & Hugs.
YGIAGAM = Your Guess Is As Good As Mine.
YGWYPF = You Get What You Pay For.
YMMV = Your Mileage May Vary = Reminder that tastes differ = Your experience may be different than others.
ZZZ = Sleeping.
Urban Dictionary
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Mission Statement / LPIN Awards Mission Statement
« Last post by firefighter on September 12, 2017, 10:24:25 AM »Mission Statement
LPIN Awards' Mission is to organize annual contests to recognize, promote, and honor the foremost Courtesans, Brothels and Rural Brothels of the Year.
Explanation
The LPIN Awards Committee coordinates the contests, and registered voters who are Courtesan clients cast the ballots. The Finalists and Winners are honored and presented certificates and trophies at the Annual Awards Banquet.
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Forum Rules and Regulations / LPIN Awards Forum Rules and Regulations
« Last post by MrTShirt on September 11, 2017, 08:01:26 PM »LPIN Awards Rules and Regulations
LPIN Awards Official Forum Rules are outlined herein but not limited to:
1. Adhere to the Golden Rule - treat others as you wish to be treated.
2. No derogatory comments or accusations made about any LPIN Awards member, registered voter or LPIN personnel.
3. No party price discussion.
4. No posting of personal information of any member or LPIN Courtesan.
5. No racial, ethnic, gender, sexual orientation slurs or other discrimination.
6. No threats, derogatory, abusive or disrespectful comments.
7. No illegal activity discussion.
8. No troll activity. Trolls sow discord by starting quarrels or upsetting people; trolls post inflammatory or off-topic messages with the intent of provoking readers into an emotional response or otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion.
9. No quoting of emails, PMs or other personal communication.
10. No photo attachments, photo posting or links to photos.
11. Members that don't login may have their account deleted after two years.
12. LPIN Awards reserves the right to edit or remove posts, lock topics, delete an account, discipline or ban a member, or refuse membership at the committee's discretion.