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Announcements / List of Registered Voters that participated in LPIN 2017 Awards
« Last post by firefighter on January 31, 2018, 08:42:17 PM »
List of Registered Voters that participated in LPIN 2017 Awards

These Registered Voters participated in the LPIN 2017 Awards FINAL Voting Round.

The LPIN Awards FINAL Voting Round begins April 4, 2018 and ends midnight April 30, 2018 PDT. 
71 valid Final Round ballots were cast which is 64% voter participation.


Registered Voter - Reason if FINAL Voting Round Ballot is rejected
1Bytetoomany
adrianfromfl
Adventure Guy
Aubrey Huff
auron79
canuck19
ChicagoBob
Chuckar Chaser
Cobia
COH
cronuswalker
cunnilingus
desperado
Dirk Diggler
DJ Jorge
Dr. Who
dreamscometrue
dtech
Duck11
easy
firefighter
FredT
FumbleNutts

Funmonger
george7189
Ghost13
Glennster
Goldie
Gray Hound
Grizzly
gstringlover
Gus
Hardwired
Highdrive
Highlander
Hiking Guy
hikinguy2013
Interested bystander
isurfer
Jagged
Joe Carbols
johann
John N Ga
Just Another Guy
Kevinz0071
Lecher
Lee
Little Richard
Lomez
MidWestCouple
Mikey
mlbguy
MrTShirt
niceguy eddie
Norcal
NotAnOldGeezer
OldFatMan
orgasm
Origlegman
OT
Over-da-hill
Prospector Bob
raving loon
Redwood
Renegade
Shooter
SixT9er
smoothpate
Sonja
sunseeker
wayne208


  • Viewers may determine who cast FINAL Voting Round Ballots, but not their selected finalists.
  • Please make sure you are a registered voter and you're using your voter registration email address.

Final Voting Round Winners will be announced at LPIN Awards Banquet MMXVIII hosted by Mikey on Friday July 20, 2018.

Official LPIN Awards Rules for Award Year 2017

Finalists Announced for LPIN 2017 Awards




These Registered Voters participated in the LPIN 2017 Awards Preliminary Voting Round.

The LPIN Awards Preliminary Voting Round begins March 4, 2018 and ends midnight March 31, 2018 PDT. 
70 valid Preliminary Round ballots were cast which is 63% voter participation.


Registered Voter - Reason if Preliminary Voting Round Ballot is rejected
1Bytetoomany
adrianfromfl
Adventure Guy
Armond
Aubrey Huff
auron79
canuck19
ChicagoBob
Chuckar chaser
Cobia
cronuswalker
cunnilingus
desperado
Dirk Diggler
DJ Jorge
Dr. Who
dreamscometrue
dtech
Duck11
easy
firefighter
FredT
FumbleNutts
george7189
Ghost13
Glennster
Gray Hound
Grizzly
gstringlover
Gus
Hardwired
Highlander
hikingguy2013
Interested bystander
Ironman
isurfer
Jagged
Joe Carbols
John N Ga

Just Another Guy
Kevinz0071
Lecher
Lee
Little Richard
Logcabin
Lomez

MidWestCouple
Mikey
mlbguy
MrTShirt
nap3283
niceguy eddie
Norcal
NotAnOldGeezer
O. Jones
OldFatMan
orgasm
Origlegman
OT
Prospector Bob
raving loon
Redwood
Renegade
rlgtict
Shooter
SixT9er
smoothpate
sunseeker
time_twist
wayne208


  • Viewers may determine who cast Preliminary Voting Round Ballots, but not for whom they voted.
  • Please make sure you are a registered voter and you are using your voter registration email address.

Nominees for 2017 Courtesan, Brothel & Rural Brothel of the Year Awards




These Registered Voters participated in the LPIN 2017 Awards Nominating Round.

The LPIN Awards Nominating Round begins February 1 and ends midnight February 28, 2018 PST. 
44 valid Nomination Round ballots were cast which is 40% voter participation.


Registered Voter - Reason if Nominating Ballot is rejected
1Bytetoomany
Adventure Guy
auron79
ChicagoBob
Chuckar chaser
Cobia
ColtsFan
cunnilingus
desperado
Dirk Diggler
DJ Jorge
Dr. Who
easy
firefighter
FumbleNutts
Funmonger
george7189
Ghost13
Grizzly
Gus
Hardwired
Highlander
hikingguy2013
isurfer
Jagged
Joe Carbols
John N GA
Just Another Guy
Lecher
Lee
Lomez
MidWestCouple
Mikey
MrTShirt
niceguy eddie
Norcal
NotAnOldGeezer
orgasm
Origlegman
OT
Prospector Bob
raving loon
SixT9er
wayne208


  • Viewers may determine who cast Nominating Round Ballots, but not their selected nominees.
  • Please make sure you are a registered voter and you are using your voter registration email address.

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Announcements / Nominees Announced for LPIN 2017 Awards
« Last post by firefighter on January 31, 2018, 08:41:25 PM »
LPIN Awards Nominees for 2017 Courtesan, Brothel & Rural Brothel of the Year

The Nominating Round begins February 1 and ends midnight February 28, 2018 PST. 
All Nominees will proceed to the Preliminary Voting Round that begins March 4 and ends midnight March 31, 2018 PDT.


This is a complete list of all LPIN 2017 Awards Nominees.

Courtesan of the Year 2017 Nominees - Courtesan's Brothel
Abby Dixieland - Mona's Ranch
Alice Little - Moonlite Bunny Ranch
Ashlyn Sparks - Sagebrush Ranch
Brittney Ryder - Sheri's Ranch
Catrina Costa - Love Ranch North
Cecily Rose - Moonlite Bunny Ranch
Chai - Chicken Ranch
Chloe - Mustang Ranch
Coco - Sue's Fantasy Club
Cumisha Amado - Kit Kat Ranch
Dahlia - Chicken Ranch
Draven Star - Sagebrush Ranch
Emma - Sheri's Ranch
Gina - Chicken Ranch
Jada Bailey - Alien Cathouse
Kitti Minx - Mustang Ranch
Knowme - Moonlite Bunny Ranch
Leah - Mustang Ranch
Lexie James - Love Ranch North
Max A Million - Mustang Ranch
Paris Envy - Love Ranch South
Piper Rae - Sagebrush Ranch
Randy Ryder - Moonlite Bunny Ranch
Remy Martin - Love Ranch North
Roxy - Dovetail Ranch
Roxy Gold - Sagebrush Ranch

Ruby Rae - Love Ranch North
Skylie Danger - Mustang Ranch
Tori - Inez's D&D
Tori - Mustang Ranch
Vanity Affair - Desert Club
Veronica Holiday - Love Ranch North
Victoria - Mustang Ranch
Whitney - Mustang Ranch

Brothel of the Year 2017 Nominees - Location
Chicken Ranch - Pahrump
Kit Kat Ranch - Mound House
Love Ranch - Mound House
Moonlite Bunny Ranch - Mound House
Mustang Ranch - Reno (Exit 28)
Sagebrush Ranch - Mound House
Sheri's Ranch - Pahrump


Rural Brothel of the Year 2017 Nominees - Location
Alien Cathouse - Amargosa
Bella's Hacienda Ranch - Wells
Desert Club - Battle Mountain
Donna's Ranch - Wells
Dovetail Ranch - Carlin
Inez's D&D - Elko
Love Ranch South - Crystal
Mona's Ranch - Elko

Sue's Fantasy Club - Elko

Note: Ladies that have previously won COY are ineligible regardless of their working names.  Nominations for previous COY winners or Working Girls not active in LPIN during 2017 will be rejected; voters will not be contacted and their COY nomination will not count.  Finalists will be identified by bold black type, and Winners by bold blue type.

List of Registered Voters that participated in LPIN 2017 Awards

Official Registered Voters List for LPIN 2017 Awards
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Announcements / LPIN Awards Committee Announces the LPIN Awards Contests
« Last post by firefighter on September 22, 2017, 07:36:41 AM »
LPIN Awards Committee Announces the LPIN Awards Contests

LPIN Awards will continue to coordinate COY, BOY & RBOY Awards Contests.

The Awards Committee registered lpinawards.com for future contests when cwmcawards.com was scheduled for termination.  LPIN Awards was chosen to organize the contests for several reasons.  The Awards Committee believes it is best to sever the CWMC Awards relationship and not revitalize it for the contests.  LPIN Awards is totally independent and doesn't have an alliance with any message board or forum.  Furthermore, the awards committee believes that the LPIN Awards name is not offensive to Courtesans which was an important concern, better defines the awards, and relates to Nevada's LPIN Statutes.

LPIN Awards Voter Registration opens September 1 and closes midnight December 31 PST. 
Nomination Period begins April 10 and ends midnight April 19 PST.
Preliminary Voting Round begins April 22 and ends midnight May 1 PDT.
Final Voting Round begins May 4 and ends midnight May 13 PDT.
LPIN Awards will be Presented at LPIN Awards Banquets on the third Friday in July.

It won't be necessary to email ballots since the automated HTML ballot casting system is operational. 
If voters are unable to cast their ballots, PM the LPIN Awards Committee handle or email vote@lpinawards.com for assistance.

Registered Voters must register as LPIN Awards forum members so they may communicate with LPIN Awards Committee members or the "LPIN Awards Committee" handle through PM.  NOTE: LPIN Awards forum registration is separate from voter registration.

LPIN Awards Announcements

The Awards Committee would like to acknowledge Courtesan of the Year Rachel Varga for donating a very generous gift of professional web developer custom services to construct our LPIN Awards website to our specifications.  The Awards Committee would not have been able to coordinate a first-rate contest without Rachel's contribution.  Rachel is owed a great debt of gratitude for her benevolence and generosity.

Thank you,
LPIN Awards Committee
Armond, Firefighter, Little Richard, MIG949 & MrTShirt
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Brothel Information / Adult Sex Industry Terminology
« Last post by firefighter on September 16, 2017, 02:17:45 PM »
Adult Sex Industry Terminology

Abbreviations, Acronyms, Codes & Terms
$ = $100
$$ = $200
$$$ = $300
$$$.5 = $350

1/2 & 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service.
69 = two people giving each other oral sex simultaneously.
211 = Armed robbery in progress.
411 = seeking information.
420 = 4:20 = marijuana = cannabis = pot = Mary Jane.
911 = Emergency assistance needed.
5150 = police code for mentally incapacitated person who poses a danger.

AAMOF = As A Matter Of Fact.
AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor = Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront.
ABC = American Born Chinese.
ABJ = American Born Japanese.
AFAIC = As Far As I'm Concerned.
AFAICT = As Far As I Can Tell.
AFAIK = As Far As I Know.
Agency = A company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for escorts.
AI = Anal Intercourse.
Amazon = A tall woman.
AMP = Asian Massage Parlor.  An establishment staffed by Asians.
Analingus = Licking anus.
AO = Asian Only.  AO AMP = AMP servicing Asian clients only.
Around the world = Analingus and Fellatio.
ASAP = As Soon As Possible.
Asian = Analingus.
Asian Cowgirl = Woman rides on top during intercourse, squatting over the man on her feet, not on her knees.
ASP = Adult Service Provider.
ATF = All Time Favorite.
ATM = Ass To Mouth = penis, toy, finger goes from ass to mouth.
Attempts = Trying to orgasm.
Aunt Flo = Menstruation, period, or red tide.

B&S = Bait & switch.  Ads or photos that describe someone else.
Babyback = Petite, young and attractive Asian.
Balloons = Breast implants.
Bareback = Without a condom.
BB = Bareback = without a condom.
BBBJ = Bareback Blow Job = BJ without a condom, beebeebeejay.
BBBJTC = Bareback Blow Job To Completion.
BBBJTCIM = Bareback blow job to completion in mouth.
BBBJTCNQNS = Bareback blow job to completion, no quit, no spit.
BBBJTCWS = Bareback blow job to completion with swallow.
BBBJWF = Bareback blow job with facial.
BBFS = Bareback sex.
BBK = Big Beautiful Knockers.
BBW = Big Beautiful Woman.
BCD = Behind Closed Doors.
BDSM = Bondage, Discipline & Sado-Masochism.
BF = Boyfriend.
BFE = Boyfriend Experience.
birdwatching = BBBJTCWS.
BITMT = But In The Meantime.
BJ = Blowjob = oral sex = fellatio.
Blackhole = Anus.
BLS = Ball Licking and Sucking.
Blue Jay = Blowjob.
Blue Pill = Viagra.
Blue Steel = Viagra.
BOT = Back On Topic.
Brown Eye = Anus.
Brown Shower = Defecation on your partner.
BS = Body Slide.
BSB = Bus Stop Babe.
BTW = By the way.
Butter Face = Everything looks good, 'but her' face.

C4N = Ciao For Now.
Cash and Dash = A rip-off = ROB who takes your money then runs.
CBJ = Covered Blow Job = BJ with condom.
CC Rider = Full service provider costing $200 or less.
CD = Cross-Dresser.
CDS = Covered Doggy Style.
CFS = Covered Full Service = Sex with a condom.
CG = Cowgirl = girl on top facing you.
CIM = Cum In Mouth.
Clockwatcher = Provider counts minutes until the session is over. Provider who rushes & doesn't enjoy her work.
CMD = Carpet Matches Drapes, typically a natural blonde.
CMT = Certified Massage Therapist.  A professional masseuse.
Commercial Company = Prostitution - normally a truckers term.
Completion = Orgasm.
Courtesan = A working girl = originally a courtier who attends the court of a monarch or other dignitary.
Cover = A condom.
Covered = Use of condoms or dental dams.
Cowgirl = CG = Girl on top facing you.
Cruising = Driving around looking for streetwalkers
Cups of coffee = Orgasms = Releases.
CWOT = Complete Waste Of Time.
CYA = See Ya.

DAP = Digital Anal Probe = Finger in anus.
DATO = Dining At The O = rim job = Analingus.
DATY = Dining at the Y = Cunnilingus.
DD = Dental Dam.
DDDATY = Dental Dam used for Dining at the Y.
DDE = Doesn't Do Extras.
DDG = Drop Dead Gorgeous.
DDP = Double Digit Penetration - kitty and anus.
Deep throat = BJ where the penis is swallowed.
DFK = Deep French Kissing = open mouth kissing with tongue.
DIY = Do It Yourself = masturbation.
Doggie = Man behind girl with girl on her hands and knees.
Donation = Payment.
Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you = 3SUM.
DP = Double Penetration = two guys on one girl.
DS = Doggy Style.
DSL = Dick Sucking Lips.
DT = Deep Throat = entire length of penis taken in mouth.

ECR = El Camino Real.
Ellie  = LE = Law Enforcement.
EOD = End Of Discussion.
EOM = End Of Message = message concluded.
Escort = A temporary companion for hire.

Facial = Cumming on partner's face.
FAQ = Frequently Asked Questions.
FBOW = For Better Or Worse.
FBSM = Full Body Sensual Massage which typically includes a HJ.
FBSM+ = FBSM + bonus which is usually a BJ.
FDAU = Face Down Ass Up.
FIA = Finger In Ass.
FIR = Finger In Rear.
Fire and Ice = A blowjob switching between hot tea and ice.
FIV = Finger In Vagina.
FJ = Foot Job.
FKK = Frei Körper Kultur = German brothel or nudist club.
Flake, Flaky = Errant behavior = often used for providers who no-show.
FOAD = Fuck Off And Die.
FOAF = Friend Of A Friend.
FOB = Fresh Off the Boat = Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US.
FOCL = Falling Off Chair Laughing.
FOTC = Fuck of the Century.
FOV = Finger Outside Vagina.
French = BJ = blowjob.
French = Oral Sex.
French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion.
FS = Full Service = BJ + Sex
FWIW = For What It's Worth.
FYA = For Your Amusement.
FYI = For Your Information.

ga = Go Ahead.
GAL = Get A Life.
GBTW = Get Back To Work.
Get Brain = Blowjob.
Get Comfortable = Get completely naked.
GFE = Girlfriend Experience (there is no standard GFE).  RBGFE = BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG.
GFE lite = Lite-GFE = SafeGFE = light RBGFE = RBGFE with substitutions: CBJ vs BBBJ or no light kissing vs DFK.
GFE++ = RBGFE with extras like CIM, swallow and greek.
GFETE = Grinning From Ear To Ear.
GMTA = Great Minds Think Alike.
GND = Girl Next Door.
Golden Shower = Urinating on your partner.
GR&D = Grinning, Running & Ducking.
Greek = Anal Sex = back door sex.
GS = Golden Shower = urination play.
GSM = G-Spot Massage.
GTG = Got To Go.

Half and Half = BJ followed by FS = 1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service.
HAND = Have A Nice Day.
Happy Ending = A handjob or blowjob after your massage.
Hardwood Floors = clean shaven kitty.
Hat = Condom.
HDH = High Dollar Hottie.
HE = Happy Ending.
HH = Half Hour.
HHOK = Ha Ha Only Kidding.
HJ = Hand Job = A manual or hand release.
HM = High Mileage.
HME = Honeymoon Experience = lapdog heaven.
Hooker = Prostitute, Working Girl or Courtesan.
Hostess Club = A low class strip club where negotiating for sex with dancers is OK and may occur on premises.
HR = Hand Release.
HTH = Hope This Helps.
HWP = Height and Weight Proportionate.

IAC = In Any Case.
IAE = In Any Event.
IC = I See.
IDGI = I Don't Get It.
IIRC = If I Remember Correctly.
IMCO = In My Considered Opinion.
IMHO = In My Humble Opinion.
IMNSHO = In My Not So Humble Opinion.
IMO = In My Opinion.
IMPE = In My Previous or Personal Experience.
IMVHO = In My Very Humble Opinion.
Incall = You go to her place, or a place she designates.
Interpreter = A Condom.
IOTTMCO = Intuitively Obvious To The Most Casual Observer.
IOW = In Other Words.
IRL = In Real Life.
ISO = In Search Of.
Italian = Penis rubbing between butt cheeks.
IYKWIM = If You Know What I Mean.

Jack Shack = Establishment that is not FS, i.e. massage parlor or lingerie modeling.
JIC = Just In Case.
J/K = Just kidding.
JMO = Just My Opinion.
John = A man who patronizes prostitutes.

Kama Sutra = Indian sex manual by Vatsayayana.
KGFE = Korean GFE, usually RBGFE except with CBJ.
Kitty = Vagina (Bald = clean shaven; Partly Shaved = landing strip; Trimmed = manicured; or Natural).
KISS = Keep It Simple Stupid.
KSF = Known Sick Fuck.

Lapdog = Person who worships providers to excess.
LD = Lap Dance.
LDL = Low Dollar Looker (opposite of HDH).
LE = Ellie = Law Enforcement.
LFK = Light French Kissing (no heavy tongue).
Little blue pill = Viagra.
LK = Light Kissing with closed mouth.
LMP = Licensed Massage Practitioner.
LMT = Licensed Massage Therapist.
LOL = Laughing Out Loud.
LOS = Land Of Smiles = Thailand.
Lot Lizard = A prostitute who works primarily in truck stop parking lots (maybe soliciting from a CB radio).
LPIN = Legal Prostitution (or Prostitute) In Nevada.

Madame = Proprietress of an agency.
Mamasan = Female Manager of a massage parlor.
MBR = Multiple Bell Ringing = MSOG.
Mediterranean = Anal sex.
Merkin = Pubic hair wig.
MG = Massage Girl.
MILF = Mom I'd Like To Fuck.
Missionary = Man on top during intercourse, girl on back.
MMF, MFM, MFF - MMF = male, male, female.  MFM = male, female, male.  MFF = male, female, female.
Mohawk = Thin rectangular strip of pubic hair.
Monger = short for whoremonger =  A John or a pimp.
MP = Massage Parlor or Multiple positions.
MP = Multiple Pops = Multiple Releases.
MPA = Massage Parlor Attendant.
MPCFS = Multiple Positions Covered Full Service.
MPOS = Multiple Positions Oral Sex.
MSOG = Multiple Shots On Goal = multiple releases: girl allows more than 1 orgasm during the session.
MTCW = My Two Cents Worth.
Multiple Pops = More than one orgasm during the session.

Newbie = A novice hobbyist or novice provider.
Non-Pro = Civilian - not a professional provider.
No-Show = Escort or Client never shows up for an appointment.
NP = No Problem.
NQBC = Non-Quitter, But Covered.  CBJ to completion.
NQBS = Non-Quitter, But Spitter.  BBBJTC and spits your ejaculate.
NQNS = Non-Quitter, Non-Spitter.  BBBJTC and swallows your ejaculate.
NRN = No Reply Necessary.
NSA = No Strings Attached.

OIC = Oh I See.
ONNA = Oh No, Not Again!
OP = Original Poster or original post.
OTF = On The Floor.
OTOH = On The Other Hand.
OTTOMH = Off The Top Of My Head.
Out, Outed = Private or personal info is made public.
Outcall = She comes to your place, home, or hotel room.
OWO = Oral Without a Condom.
OWOTC = Oral Without a Condom To Completion.

P2P = Private to private = typically uncovered rubbing of penis with vagina without penetration.
Papasan = Male manager of a massage parlor.
Party Hat = A Condom.
PCMCIA = People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms.
Pearl Necklace = Man ejaculates on woman's neck or chest.
PIV = Penis In Vagina.
PL = Pathetic Loser.
PLS = Please.
PM = Prostate Massage or Private Message (inbox).
PO = Phone Operator for making appointments.
PS = Private Show with dancer or stripper.
PSE = Porn Star Experience.
PU = That Stinks!
PV = Private Viewing: Dancing or modeling with perhaps a HJ but not usually FS.
PYT = Pretty Young Thing.

RA = Relaxation Assistant = Masseuse in a massage parlor.
Raincoat = A Condom.
RB = myredbook.com.
RBGFE = myRedBook's definintion of GFE (BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG).
RBGFE+ = RBGFE + bonus, could be greek, cim, and swallow.
Red Wings = Red wings are earned by performing oral sex on a girl on her period verified by blood in the mustache.
REHI = Hello Again (re-Hi!).
Reverse Cowgirl = Woman rides on top facing away.
Reverse Massage = You massage her.
Rimming, Rimjob = Anilingus.
RMP = Russian Massage Parlor.
ROB = Rip Off Bitch.
ROFL = Rolling On Floor Laughing.
Roman Shower = Vomit play.
ROTF = Rolling On The Floor.
ROTFLMAO = Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off.
RPG = Role Playing Games.
RSN = Real Soon Now.
RTDox = Read The Documentation or Directions.
RTFM = Read The Fucking Manual.
RUOK = Are You OK?
Russian = Penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck.

San Juan Capistrano = BBBJTC and she swallows.
SC = Strip Club.
Scat = Defecation on your partner or feces play.
Screening = A provider or agency does a pre-session background check on a new client.
Self-Service = You masturbate = choke your chicken.
Semi-Pro = Someone who escorts informally as a side business.
Shemale = Transsexual: particularly one living as a woman, but hasn't had SRS.  Penis may or may not get erect.
Shill = Posing as a satisfied customer = Hobbyist writes favorable reviews in return for special favors from a provider.
Shots On Goal = Allows more than one orgasm per session.
SNAFU = Situation Normal All Fucked Up.
Snowball = Provider takes ejaculate in her mouth and returns it by kissing the ejaculator.
SO = Significant Other.
SOG = Shot On Goal = one release = one Shot on goal = one orgasm attempt.
SOL = Smiling Out Loud or Shit Out of Luck.
SOMF = Sat On My Face.
South of the Border = Genital region.
Southern France = BBBJ.
SP = Service Provider or Prostitute.
Spanish (Australian) = Penis between her breasts, a.k.a. Russian.
Spanish (USA) = Penis, finger or toy comes out of her ass, and goes into her mouth.
Spanish = ATM = Ass To Mouth.
Spinner = A very petite provider.  Etymology: From the 1970's toy "Sit 'n' Spin."
Squirting, Squirter = Female ejaculation = a provider who ejaculates.
SRS = Sexual Reassignment Surgery.
Starfish = Anus or girl that is unresponsive in bed.
STD = Sexually Transmitted Disease.
Sting = Policewoman poses as a prostitute to arrest johns, or policeman poses as a john to arrest prostitutes.
Street Action = Prostitution who is solicited on public streets.
Stroll = A street, strip, or neighborhood that sees heavy street action = path frequented by streetwalkers.
Summer Teeth = Some of her teeth are there, some are not.
Sunshine, Sunny = Without a condom = No raincoat.
SW = 1. Street Walker.  2. Sex Worker.
Sybian = Mechanical vibrating sex device that's in the shape of a barrel with attachments mounted in the middle.

TAFN = That's All For Now.
TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor.
TANSTAAFL = There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch.
Teabag, Teabagging = Man squats and dips his testicles into partners mouth.
TEOTWAWKI = The End Of The World As We Know It.
TG = Transgender: Catch-all term for TV, TS, Shemales, and CDs.
TGTBT = Too Good To Be True.
THX = Thanks.
TIA = Thanks In Advance.
Tina = Crystal Meth = crystal methamphetamine.
Tipping Required = Hidden charges where provider demands more money to perform various services or renegotiates.
TJ = Tijuana, Mexico.
TLC = Tender Loving Care.
TLD = Topless Lap Dance.
TLK2UL8R = Talk to you later.
TMI = Too Much Information.
TMK = To My Knowledge.
TOFTT = Take One For The Team.  A John's experience was poor from a provider; consequently his review saved members of the team from making the same mistake.
TOS = Terms Of Service.
Toss The Salad = Anilingus = Tongue in the anus.
Tossing Salad = Analingus.
TPTB = The Powers That Be.
Translation, Translator = Using a Condom.
Trip to Islands = Greek = Anal Sex.
Troll = Rude and hideous PL.
Trolling = 1. Driving around looking for a prostitute.  2. Posting on a message board with the intent to sow discord.
TS = Transsexual.
TSWC = Tell Someone Who Cares.
TTBOMK = To The Best Of My Knowledge.
TTFN = Ta-Ta For Now = goodbye.
TTYL8R = Talk To You Later.
TUMA = Tongue Up My Ass.
TV = Transvestite.
TWIMC = To Whom It May Concern.
Txs = Thanks.

Uncovered = Without a condom.
URL = Web Page Address.
UTF = Untranslated French = BBBJ.
UTR = Under The Radar = does not advertise.

VD = Venereal Disease.
VI = Vaginal Intercourse.

WAH = Wild Ass Humping.
Water Sports = Urination play.
w/b = Welcome Back.
White Knight = A guy that steps in to rescue or defend a Lady regardless of whether she needs assistance.
Whoremonger = 1. A John who frequents prostitutes.  2. A pimp who manages prostitutes taking a high percentage.
w/o = Without.
WRT = With Regard To.
WTF = What The Fuck? (An exclamation of surprise).
WTG = Way To Go.
WU? = What's Up?
WWW = World Wide Web = Internet.
WYSIWYG = What You See Is What You Get.

XOXO = Kisses & Hugs.

YGIAGAM = Your Guess Is As Good As Mine.
YGWYPF = You Get What You Pay For.
YMMV = Your Mileage May Vary = Reminder that tastes differ = Your experience may be different than others.

ZZZ = Sleeping.

Urban Dictionary
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Mission Statement / LPIN Awards Mission Statement
« Last post by firefighter on September 12, 2017, 10:24:25 AM »
Mission Statement

LPIN Awards' Mission is to organize annual contests to recognize, promote, and honor the foremost Courtesans, Brothels and Rural Brothels of the Year.


Explanation

The LPIN Awards Committee coordinates the contests, and registered voters who are Courtesan clients cast the ballots.  The Finalists and Winners are honored and presented certificates and trophies at the Annual Awards Banquet.
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Rules and Regulations / LPIN Awards Forum Rules and Regulations
« Last post by MrTShirt on September 11, 2017, 08:01:26 PM »
LPIN Awards Rules and Regulations


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Rules and Regulations / Courtesan Client Registered Voters
« Last post by firefighter on September 11, 2017, 03:25:23 PM »
Courtesan Client Registered Voters

The concept of LPIN Awards is for Courtesan clients to recognize and honor exceptional LPIN Courtesans and brothels for outstanding customer service.  Courtesan clients are the exclusive voters to cast ballots in LPIN Awards contests for awards presentations to Courtesans and brothels.  Brothel personnel, management, employees and Courtesans do not vote on awards ultimately presented to them.  The methodology of Courtesan clients exclusively casting ballots in LPIN Awards contests is essential to protect the legitimacy of the awards, since they are the brothel patrons that experience Courtesan services and brothel hospitality.

Courtesans, brothel management and employees do not vote on the awards, because it tarnishes the merit of those awards and diminishes the honor of receiving those awards if it's not bestowed upon Courtesans and brothels by Courtesan and brothel customers only.  The Finalists and Winners of the LPIN Awards contests must be selected by Courtesan clients exclusively for the honor to be relevant to their performance.  In summary, Courtesan clients vote on LPIN Awards, and the prestige and honor is bestowed upon Courtesan and brothel finalists and winners.
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I toured most of the houses during my trip to Nevada for the CWMC 21 banquet week.  I wanted to see if the houses were accessible to a person in a wheel chair.

My test chair was an electric Golden Technologies GP-162.  It had battery powered rear wheels with caster front wheels. The chair foot print is 2 ft by 2 ft.  Most chairs will occupy a larger space.


Battle Mountain:

Desert Club:  Accessible.  They have a very spacious bathroom with a double headed shower.  Plenty of room for a shower party.  Also, it is easy to get to and into a girl’s room through the living room.  Be sure and quiz Vanity Affair about her “wheel chair” parties.

When driving up, back up against the “Handicap Parking” sign to be on solid ground and to avoid any loose gravel.  Follow the sidewalk and gentle ramp.


Carlin:

Dovetail Ranch:  Not accessible.  All entrances have steps.

Sharon’s Bar & Brothel:  Not visited, and not sure if open.  In past years, inside of facility very tight.  Likely not enough room for a wheel chair.


Carson City (Mound House):

Kit Kat Ranch:  Accessible.  Newly built and easy to get around.  Cumisha Amado showed me around including her spacious room.  She even has an electric piano in her room and she can play.  Cumisha also has a nursing background and is certainly able to assist in a customer transfer between their chair and the bed.

Love Ranch North:  Accessible.  My initial look at the LRN was a bit disappointed.  Getting into the bar area was fine.  However, going to the girls’ rooms, I saw steps on one side and a steep ramp on the other side.  But, at the CWMC banquet I talked to Catrina Costa and Desert Rose.  They explained that they have had a number of wheel chair customers and were able to work things out, getting people up and down the ramp.  One additional point is that any LRN girl could also use a room in the Sagebrush or Kit Kat facilities if need be.

Moonlite Bunny Ranch:  Accessible.  A ramp is available at the front door.  The bar is spacious and the general bathroom accessible.  Same for the rooms.

Sagebrush Ranch:  Accessible.  The entrance has a ramp to one side of the parking lot that works fine.  Once inside, the bar area is spacious, including the bathroom.  Also, as Roxy Gold showed me, the isles and girl’s room is also spacious.  (But, with Roxy, the last thing you want is space.  You really want closeness, and she can accommodate.)


Elko:

Desert Rose:  Not accessible.  Entrance door frame bottom too high.

Inez's D&D:  Accessible.  Actually two ramps, front door ramp and rear door ramp off parking lot. Was able to get around inside.  However, the shower table room was inaccessible because of a step.

Mona's Ranch:
  Accessible.  Front door inaccessible due to steps.  However, back door has a ramp which allows one to get inside.  You will have access to the kitchen and some of the girl’s rooms.  The other girl’s rooms are on the front side of the bar, which are inaccessible due to tight quarters trying to slip past the back of the bar to the front of the bar.

Abby Dixieland pointed out, if a girl’s room wasn’t able to be reached, one of the back side rooms could be used.  Also, to gain access to Mona’s, go to Inez's and ask them to show you the back door for Mona’s.

Sue’s Fantasy Club:  Accessible.  Rooms might be a bit tight, but manageable.


Ely:

Big 4:  Has a High bumpy curb not very accessible.  Road to house a little bumpy.

Stardust Ranch:  Flat level sidewalk easy to access.  Road to house a little bumpy.

(Courtesy of hikingguy2013)


Mina:

Wild Cat Brothel: Accessible?  Caution with the gravel parking lot.  There is a ramp to the front door and easy to get into the main room.  However, when I asked for a tour, I was informed by the manager that they don’t give tours.  I don’t know if they have bathroom facilities suitable for a handicap person.  I also don’t know about the girls’ rooms, but the closed door entrance looked normal.

Also, caution on the “security” dog. He is friendly.  Overly friendly.  If you are fragile, and don’t want a 50 lb. dog on your lap (or closer yet) bring a husky friend to “run interference”.


Pahrump Area:

Alien Cathouse:  Accessible.  Easy to get around.  Tour was provided by Taylor Gates.  She had just transferred from the LRV and was not fully unpacked, but her room was adequate for my chair.  However, for someone needing a bigger room, the ACH has them.

Chicken Ranch:  Accessible.  The entrance has a ramp, and the main room is spacious.  The facility is older, but I was still able to get around.  My tour was conducted by Kandi, including a stop in her room.  It was cozy, but adequate for my chair.  However, I suspect they could accommodate a larger chair in other rooms.

While Kandi suggested I tour the bar area and their “party” room, I didn’t, but should have.  It looked like the bar would be accessible.  The “party” room is meant for watching sports events with your buddies.  Such a deal. Watch the Saturday afternoon football game, and celebrate the victory with a girl like Kandi.

Love Ranch Vegas:  Accessible.  Easy to get around.  Rooms look sufficient, and they have special rooms that have more room if needed.  The “peep room” might be a challenge to get into due to small size, but no reason the "peep room" show couldn’t be moved to another room.

Sheri's Ranch:  Accessible.  Entrance is via the bar with a ramp out front and handicap parking.  Next to the bar area is a spacious area for lineups.  To negotiate a party, you go to the girl’s room, which is down a spacious, but long hall.  The rooms are also spacious.  Now, there are some overflow rooms with shared bathrooms that are smaller, but I believe they are still adequate.

Sheri's also has rooms one can rent to stay overnight.  One is handicap equipped.  However, all those rooms are off to the side of the complex, and a bit of a distance.

Had a discussion with Karli Brooks.  She explained to me that they have various handicapped individuals party there.  Some come with their caregiver, who sees that the client is transferred from the chair to the bed, waits in the bar during the party, and then comes back to the room to transfer the client back to the wheel chair.  Karli also mentioned that Sheri's has a wheel chair on hand in case someone needs some assistance, or the distances are further than they expected.  A backup wheel chair is certainly a good idea for any facility, and used ones are relatively cheap.

Sheri's security staff are available to help with luggage.


Sparks (Patrick - exit 28):

Mustang Ranch:  Accessible.  The entrance leads to the bar, which is also has food.  Off to the side is a restroom which is also accessible.  I assume the ladies restroom is the same.  The adjacent room where lineups occur is also spacious.  The girls’ rooms are also big enough.

The negotiation rooms are a bit tight and the wheel chair user has to help the girl to know when to zig and when to zag for both to fit.  However, there are plenty of other rooms available if needed.

There are bungalow rooms as well, and they are spacious, but watch the door thresholds.

The Mustang Ranch also has rooms where a customer can rent to stay overnight.  In that facility, the A wing isle and the rooms where customers normally stay, are too tight and not accessible.  However, they have other wings where the isles are wider and the rooms are spacious, including the bathrooms.  Make your needs known, and the staff will accommodate.

The Mustang also has security on duty that could assist a customer transfer from a chair to a bed.  The same security staff can help you with luggage if you are staying overnight.

The parking lot is all hard surface and easy to go between the two buildings in an electric chair.  However, a manual wheel chair will be a bit harder because the buildings are different levels.


Wells:

Bella’s Hacienda Ranch:  Not accessible.  Entrance door frame bottom too high.  Park close to building.  Gravel parking lot surface could be a problem.

Donna’s Ranch:  Not accessible.  Entrance door frame bottom too high.  Park close to building. Gravel parking lot surface could be a problem.


Winnemucca:

All facilities closed, but if they were open, most entrances looked like they had stairs.  Pussy Cat Ranch, Villa Joy and Wild West Saloon are currently closed.

Notes:

Each disabled person has unique challenges and they can be completely different that the next disabled person.  While, for everyone, each party needs to be discussed, with disabled people, even how the party is to progress needs to be discussed.  If a girl doesn’t know, make sure they ask the client, or another girl that is experienced in dealing with handicapped people.

Each wheel chair can be different than the next one.  Most wheel chairs are meant to come apart without much effort.  If you try to assist the person by lifting or pushing a wheelchair, it could come apart and cause the person to be dumped on the ground.  Not good.  Simple, ask and analyze first, then help.

In summary, the bigger houses and newer houses are more likely to be handicap accessible.  The more remote houses likely have little demand for handicap services.  One place said I was the first person to show up in a wheel chair in the past 12 years.

My personal experiences with partying have been simple and not complicated.  The ladies are very easily able to accommodate the few special requests I have.
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I toured most of the houses during my trip to Nevada for the CWMC 21 banquet week.  I wanted to see if the houses were accessible to a person in a wheel chair.

My test chair was an electric Golden Technologies GP-162.  It had battery powered rear wheels with caster front wheels. The chair foot print is 2 ft by 2 ft.  Most chairs will occupy a larger space.

Ely:

Big 4:  Has a High bumpy curb not very accessible.  Road to house a little bumpy.

Stardust Ranch:  Flat level sidewalk easy to access.  Road to house a little bumpy.

(Courtesy of hikingguy2013)

Wells:

Bella’s Hacienda Ranch: Not accessible.  Entrance door frame bottom too high.  Park close to building.  Gravel parking lot surface could be a problem.

Donna’s Ranch: Not accessible.  Entrance door frame bottom too high.  Park close to building. Gravel parking lot surface could be a problem.


Elko:

Desert Rose: Not accessible.  Entrance door frame bottom too high.

Inez's D&D: Accessible.  Actually two ramps, front door ramp and rear door ramp off parking lot. Was able to get around inside.  However, the shower table room was inaccessible because of a step.

Mona's Ranch: Accessible.  Front door inaccessible due to steps.  However, back door has a ramp which allows one to get inside.  You will have access to the kitchen and some of the girl’s rooms.  The other girl’s rooms are on the front side of the bar, which are inaccessible due to tight quarters trying to slip past the back of the bar to the front of the bar.

Abby Dixieland pointed out, if a girl’s room wasn’t able to be reached, one of the back side rooms could be used.  Also, to gain access to Mona’s, go to Inez's and ask them to show you the back door for Mona’s.

Sue’s Fantasy Club: Accessible.  Rooms might be a bit tight, but manageable.


Carlin:

Dovetail Ranch: Not accessible.  All entrances have steps.

Sharon’s Bar & Brothel: Not visited, and not sure if open.  In past years, inside of facility very tight.  Likely not enough room for a wheel chair.


Battle Mountain:

Desert Club: Accessible.  They have a very spacious bathroom with a double headed shower.  Plenty of room for a shower party.  Also, it is easy to get to and into a girl’s room through the living room.  Be sure and quiz Vanity Affair about her “wheel chair” parties.

When driving up, back up against the “Handicap Parking” sign to be on solid ground and to avoid any loose gravel.  Follow the sidewalk and gentle ramp.

Winnemucca:

All facilities closed, but if they were open, most entrances looked like they had stairs.  Pussy Cat Ranch, Villa Joy and Wild West Saloon are currently closed.


Sparks (Patrick - exit 28):

Mustang Ranch: Accessible.  The entrance leads to the bar, which is also has food.  Off to the side is a restroom which is also accessible.  I assume the ladies restroom is the same.  The adjacent room where lineups occur is also spacious.  The girls’ rooms are also big enough.

The negotiation rooms are a bit tight and the wheel chair user has to help the girl to know when to zig and when to zag for both to fit.  However, there are plenty of other rooms available if needed.

There are bungalow rooms as well, and they are spacious, but watch the door thresholds.

The Mustang Ranch also has rooms where a customer can rent to stay overnight.  In that facility, the A wing isle and the rooms where customers normally stay, are too tight and not accessible.  However, they have other wings where the isles are wider and the rooms are spacious, including the bathrooms.  Make your needs known, and the staff will accommodate.

The Mustang also has security on duty that could assist a customer transfer from a chair to a bed.  The same security staff can help you with luggage if you are staying overnight.

The parking lot is all hard surface and easy to go between the two buildings in an electric chair.  However, a manual wheel chair will be a bit harder because the buildings are different levels.

Carson City (Mound House):

Kit Kat Ranch: Accessible.  Newly built and easy to get around.  Cumisha Amado showed me around including her spacious room.  She even has an electric piano in her room and she can play.  Cumisha also has a nursing background and is certainly able to assist in a customer transfer between their chair and the bed.

Love Ranch North: Accessible.  My initial look at the LRN was a bit disappointed.  Getting into the bar area was fine.  However, going to the girls’ rooms, I saw steps on one side and a steep ramp on the other side.  But, at the CWMC banquet I talked to Catrina Costa and Desert Rose.  They explained that they have had a number of wheel chair customers and were able to work things out, getting people up and down the ramp.  One additional point is that any LRN girl could also use a room in the Sagebrush or Kit Kat facilities if need be.

Moonlite Bunny Ranch: Accessible.  A ramp is available at the front door.  The bar is spacious and the general bathroom accessible.  Same for the rooms.

Sagebrush Ranch: Accessible.  The entrance has a ramp to one side of the parking lot that works fine.  Once inside, the bar area is spacious, including the bathroom.  Also, as Roxy Gold showed me, the isles and girl’s room is also spacious.  (But, with Roxy, the last thing you want is space.  You really want closeness, and she can accommodate.)


Mina:

Wild Cat Brothel: Accessible?  Caution with the gravel parking lot.  There is a ramp to the front door and easy to get into the main room.  However, when I asked for a tour, I was informed by the manager that they don’t give tours.  I don’t know if they have bathroom facilities suitable for a handicap person.  I also don’t know about the girls’ rooms, but the closed door entrance looked normal.

Also, caution on the “security” dog. He is friendly.  Overly friendly.  If you are fragile, and don’t want a 50 lb. dog on your lap (or closer yet) bring a husky friend to “run interference”.


Pahrump Area:

Alien Cathouse: Accessible.  Easy to get around.  Tour was provided by Taylor Gates.  She had just transferred from the LRV and was not fully unpacked, but her room was adequate for my chair.  However, for someone needing a bigger room, the ACH has them.

Chicken Ranch: Accessible.  The entrance has a ramp, and the main room is spacious.  The facility is older, but I was still able to get around.  My tour was conducted by Kandi, including a stop in her room.  It was cozy, but adequate for my chair.  However, I suspect they could accommodate a larger chair in other rooms.

While Kandi suggested I tour the bar area and their “party” room, I didn’t, but should have.  It looked like the bar would be accessible.  The “party” room is meant for watching sports events with your buddies.  Such a deal. Watch the Saturday afternoon football game, and celebrate the victory with a girl like Kandi.

Love Ranch Vegas: Accessible.  Easy to get around.  Rooms look sufficient, and they have special rooms that have more room if needed.  The “peep room” might be a challenge to get into due to small size, but no reason the "peep room" show couldn’t be moved to another room.

Sheri's Ranch: Accessible.  Entrance is via the bar with a ramp out front and handicap parking.  Next to the bar area is a spacious area for lineups.  To negotiate a party, you go to the girl’s room, which is down a spacious, but long hall.  The rooms are also spacious.  Now, there are some overflow rooms with shared bathrooms that are smaller, but I believe they are still adequate.

Sheri's also has rooms one can rent to stay overnight.  One is handicap equipped.  However, all those rooms are off to the side of the complex, and a bit of a distance.

Had a discussion with Karli Brooks.  She explained to me that they have various handicapped individuals party there.  Some come with their caregiver, who sees that the client is transferred from the chair to the bed, waits in the bar during the party, and then comes back to the room to transfer the client back to the wheel chair.  Karli also mentioned that Sheri's has a wheel chair on hand in case someone needs some assistance, or the distances are further than they expected.  A backup wheel chair is certainly a good idea for any facility, and used ones are relatively cheap.

Sheri's security staff are available to help with luggage.


Notes:

Each disabled person has unique challenges and they can be completely different that the next disabled person.  While, for everyone, each party needs to be discussed, with disabled people, even how the party is to progress needs to be discussed.  If a girl doesn’t know, make sure they ask the client, or another girl that is experienced in dealing with handicapped people.

Each wheel chair can be different than the next one.  Most wheel chairs are meant to come apart without much effort.  If you try to assist the person by lifting or pushing a wheelchair, it could come apart and cause the person to be dumped on the ground.  Not good.  Simple, ask and analyze first, then help.

In summary, the bigger houses and newer houses are more likely to be handicap accessible.  The more remote houses likely have little demand for handicap services.  One place said I was the first person to show up in a wheel chair in the past 12 years.

My personal experiences with partying have been simple and not complicated.  The ladies are very easily able to accommodate the few special requests I have.
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Announcements / Official Registered Voters List for LPIN 2017 Awards
« Last post by firefighter on September 05, 2017, 06:17:31 PM »
Official Registered Voters List for LPIN 2017 Awards

Please refer to the Official Rules for LPIN 2017 Awards for complete details concerning LPIN Awards Voter Registration and casting ballots.

If a person's handle doesn't appear on this Registered Voters List, they must Register to Vote for LPIN 2017 Awards during the voter registration period. 

This Registered Voter List of 111 is current as of the edit date and time indicated.

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